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Hello asdf.com my old friends. Hope you are all doing well.

i bet you could get high off of jack whites hair.

ive got a gassy antelope.

sorta like a sauna, yeah. except more doritos and less sweating.

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
(Also take note of the sneakily punny article title..)

i like the sneakily punny article title.

sometimes i think your name is a sneakily punny title to an article because i still dont know what it actually says.

you're so terrible that people look to you so they can learn how to be a proper terrible human being. you make people jealous of your lack of empathy and they strive to be as terrible as you are. drug addicts get clean so they can buckle down and focus on trying to be as terrible as you. you're so t...

its not like I was the one who blew ass in the kids pillow.

so you are just as terrible of a person as my friends are.

sounds like a really intense drug abuse.

kick her in the taco, Paco!

my buddy bare ass farted on his lil brothers pillow when he was younger and gave the poor lad real bad pink eye in both eyes. a few years later his other brother was eating salami and i dared him to rub a slice on his balls and throw it at the little brother and after he threw it at the kid we convi...

you are a terrible person.

today my gf goes out of town for 2 weeks so im gonna seal up all the vents in our teeny bedroom and hotbox the shit out of it and watch Tarantino movies. i am excite. i might even duct tape around the doors for maximum boxing. (something ive wanted to do since i moved in)

can i have your stuff?

chicken sprite sounds delicious. do you dip your poptarts in nyquil?

idk about participate, but sponsor? absolutely. id get that dude who tried to time travel to be my driver. he has spunk.

"huh, everyone in 1985 was on fire. i never knew that"

evai is a quack.

maybe you should clean out yer cooter once in a while. i use a toothbrush and cinnamon crest.

*throws glitter* buhless yew silly goose.