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As the first soldier rounds the corner towards Snej, he draws his blade in a fatal arc across the enemy, creating a gash across the soldier's neck. He gurgled as he fell, crumpled on the floor. Snej looked away, sickened, and that nearly costs him his life. The next enemy approached while Snej was c...

"I made it myself quite recently," Snej replies before hearing the bell ringing. Seeing as people are rushing around, Snej places his right hand over the hilt of his blade and takes a combat stance.

Snej nods politely to the others before walking quietly into his room. He sat down on his bed and drew his sword out of it's sheath. It had a golden hilt, with a sapphire encrusted in the pommel, and a fine blade made of a bluey-silver metal. He sharpened it before returning it into it's sheath.

Name: Snej Age: 15 Skills: Short blade, agility Personality: Seems distant and strange, but is really outgoing around friends, and will stand between any kind of harm and his friends Item: Toothed- Short blade named Fenrir Description: 6 feet tall, brown ponytail, blue-green eyes, wears brown tunic ...

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what be this?
I seriously flipped my coin, and it landed wedged in a gap between couch cushions, on it's side.
FATE BE TAUNTING ME!

Bureaucrat leveled up! Bureaucrat evolved into President! He forgot Employ, and learned cut jobs for the good of the state! Name: Beurocrat Type: trans-dimensional potatoe man Skill 1: Scare Customers Skill 2: Create Rules and Regulations Skill 3: Cut jobs for the good of the state Skill 4: Black Hole

CHARACTERS BJROCKS1 Name: BJ (Uses a codename, no longer his proper name) Appearance: 5 foot 10, brown shoulder length ponytail, wears tactical stealth amour (light, fairly defensive), blue- green eyes. Background: A highly trained field agent that was recruited into the agency years ago after they ...

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If ti had ASDF AND JKL; and a burnt chocolate cake

has a look at ma new rp BJ slid the cylinder out of his gun and returned it to it's box. He put his mist ring itno the side of the gun and channeled his flames into it. He fired off bursts of electrically charged mist flames, which tore into the confusion. "Aquila, back into your box," BJ said as h...

That's right, I'm actually going about putting effort into this one, not just saying "Do this" then no actual structure. Please stick to the RP rules, especially no god-mods. You are a part of the agency, an organization that works without direct contact from the government. You are required to car...

Out comes failure
In goes garbage day (search it on youtube)

BJ hears screeching and voices. "Hey guys, I think we have company, I'm going to check it out," BJ said into the comm link as he stood up and stealthily ran to the entrance. The door was still open from when he broke in, so he pressed to the wall and peeked out. 5 trucks of enemy soldiers were outsi...

and awesome

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Out comes a spanish tree
In goes a vending machine

BJ sees a collapsed building. He runs over to it and hears groaning. He rushes inside and sees multiple civilians trapped under a fallen wall. "Crap," BJ says, as he grabs the edge of the wall and hauls it up. Maelstrom sees the strain BJ is going through, so Maelstrom pushes some debris under the w...

DID YOU KNOW
Santa wears white and red because coca cola said so. COCA COLA IS GOD!

Dancing coconuts.
The Crawler is

BJ rolls his eyes and heads to the command room. He sits in a cool rotatable chair and turned on the comm systems. "Hey Wolf, have you made progress? Over," he says into the comm link.

BJ accompanies Firerider to make sure he remains conscious and upright.