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keja wrote:Irrelevant story man, ey? (Imagine i'm canadian)

You are no match for Sunglassesman!

I'm not here to do battle against any other Man, but rather, because my creed is No Sandwich Left Behind. He couldn't match me, anyways. I'm the ghost from the hashbrowns.

Irrelevant Story Man wrote: *Staples yet another bologna sandwich to a misc. piece of furniture before leaving*

Ah. Now I remember where I left it.

*Vanishes*

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CX gamer wrote:

Now for the challange... Can't I praise ASDF instead?!... Because ASDF is the answer to every question and the completation of every challange...

Negative.

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youre all liars, there is a silly godmother that cleans up everyones silly string during the night! Next Topic: CX Gamer Where shall I begin? More noticeable than anything else is his choice of signature, which is compiled of two GIFs, one of the typist guy--which is not bad, albeit overused--and o...

Faces are for those who enjoy being boring. Anyone who has ever been cool has worn a mask. I wear a mask--every day--and that should be more than enough proof to make my words fact. I'd repeatedly emphasize upon my point of view, but right now, I just don't feel like it so you're going to have to tr...

haha uhh........ Next Topic: IF someone told you they have good news and bad news, which would you ask to hear first? The good news. The good news is always good as long as it's the first news you hear. However, if the bad news is said first and is indeed severe, then the good news could only ever ...

Backspace? Nay, he resides on the same continent as asdf. Insert is far more vile and mysterious...summon his powers when typing something excessively important.

And font size=0 wouldn't exist, unless you were in limbo--just as -1 wouldn't be visible unless you were in another dimension.

Caps/bold letters are the loudest, followed then by capitol letters, and then bold letters, then large-font letters, then loudly-colored letters, then standard typing and finally italicized letters. Of course typing that doesn't exist at all would be the quietest, but I'm not counting that.

Well, it had spaces and wasn't so LOUD when I typed it, but I blame the converter for that--or the translator, I'm not particularly sure. Woo for morse code, I'll actually learn it one of these days. And no, ZXCV is not the evil I speak of. My recently-changed employer is from lands far from the ori...

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There are also other secretive organizations and alliances that have risen with the creation, telling and editing of the books, along with one hidden evil that tries desperately to destroy all others when you least expect it.

I'm not allowed to write the speakings of asdf or jkl;. I serve a;sldkfj, a neutral sect of followers between those who serve asdf and those who serve jkl; who's job and purpose are confidential and mysterious--like the Illuminati.

They'd implode from being the very personification of a paradox.

Are those boring people talking about what they did over the weekend? You better break in and tell them about your favorite sandwich. In a hospital discussing someone's life-threatening disease? Now is the time to point out your view on tube socks.