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Lemurs
In
Tibet
Have
Excellent
Lawn
Yards

hashtagophobia - the fear of anything overused or uncool
jerkophobia - the fear of bus drivers that don't recognize your stop as an existing thing.
humanophobia - the phobia i was born with, giving me the natural sense to fear all humanity. even babies.

Yes, please!

Would you pray for Steve Jobs for dying for our sins?

I can't believe this nonsense,
The competition with words.
But if you must insist upon it,
I may rain down on you like a flock of birds!
And still, if you resist my request,
And begin to bash at me,
I might just get tired of it,
And blood will be all over thee!

This wonderous land,
Was held captive by a goat,
Who loved to ram things.