What do you call Keja with a peg leg?

ShadowNinja · Post by **ShadowNinja** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:41 pm

..........pirates don't think stuff is SWEET!!!! *takes first idea and throws it out the window* .......anymore ideas?

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:12 pm

i thought ninjas didn't like pirates for they're cooler..

Post by **keja** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:44 pm

Call me Captain keja!

ShadowNinja · Post by **ShadowNinja** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:42 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:i thought ninjas didn't like pirates for they're cooler..

hey, i like pirates as much as the next guy, but i don't think keja is worthy to be called a pirate because he uses words like SWEET....

keja wrote: Can you all call me Captain Keja? that would be SWEET.

SEE!!?!?!?!?!?

DomTar275 · Post by **DomTar275** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:18 am

Pirates are supposed to say, "Arr!" and "Matey!" And "You'll be walkin' the plank for that!"

Also, you have to have your hand chopped off and replace it with a hook...and you need a pirate hat...and you need to poke your eye out and wear an eye patch...and then you need to have your lower leg bitten off and you need to replace that with a peg leg...

...Being a pirate doesn't sound to exciting...it sounds REALLY painful.

Except their vocabulary...Aye, matey! You'll be walkin' the plank!

ShadowNinja · Post by **ShadowNinja** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:26 am

maybe to you, but to men (like me) it sounds like a challenge!

Post by **keja** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:59 am

I've actually bought an eye patch (to look like Bowie) and I might by a tricorn (is that what they're called?)

And also some pirates say sweet, like "matey, come and look at this sweet treasure I found!"

ShadowNinja · Post by **ShadowNinja** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:41 pm

but it sounded gay in the context you were using

Post by **keja** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:43 pm

In what way did it sound gay?

and also an awful lot of sodomy happened on pirate ships.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:04 pm

Thats why they made you the captain

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Post by **keja** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:37 pm

Because I was man enough to stand up to the rapists?

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:39 pm

Exactly.

You are so brave.

Post by **keja** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:40 pm

I Can't disagree with that.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:41 pm

Is there a reason why you capitalized can't?

Post by **keja** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:59 pm

Post by **Shai'tan** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:10 pm

Do I really want to know the reason?

Post by **keja** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:20 pm

I'm afraid that's classified information.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:13 pm

Pirates dont have classified information...you must be an FBI agent posing as a pirate captain, therefore your name is really agent Keja...

DomTar275 · Post by **DomTar275** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:16 am

What do you mean, pirates don't have classified information!

They don't go around telling people where their eye went, or how they ended up with so many limbs chopped off!

Pirates are so underestimated.
Everyone goes for the ninjas because they're fast and have shiny weapons.

Pirates are the true heroes!

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:56 am

Not if your relatives were killed by pirates while attempting to escape from Europe just before World War II began…