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awef · Post by **awef** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:02 am

awef is the future!
awef is based in the hand shape and extends the practical advantages of the adsf usage and it is suitable for all ages.

It has been predicted by asdfologists that awef is the next generation asdf.

awef, just as asdf, is free, because it belongs to the public domain and there are no legal restrictions regarding the usage of awef.

awef protects your health! Extensive sessions of asdfing may cause tendinitis, in the other hand, awef can be used without limits.

awef is the way!

h8ting_asdf_is_wrong · Post by **h8ting_asdf_is_wrong** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:41 am

then the future shall never come.

Post by **CX gamer** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:10 pm

Well said... Maybe you should make a wabsite 'bout id?

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:38 pm

yeah, instead of bothering us with these nonesenses

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:16 pm

ASDF>everything>jkl;>fecal matter>awef

thats right.

fecal matter is better than awef.

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:30 pm

but u said jkl; is greater than fecal matter

revised: asdf>everything>jkl;=fecal matter>awef

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:33 pm

how about...

ASDF>everything>jkl;=fecal matter>homosex=awef

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:34 pm

k i agree with that one

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:38 pm

when two men love eachother very much. they come together, and if they wish very very hard.

god blesses them with a guarenteed spot in hell, and an awef.

ha.

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:10 pm

off topic again

um

awef · Post by **awef** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:15 pm

No gentlemen, once again, you are wrong. awef have been used for centuries in straight sexual rituals, as a virility symbol.

It is scientifically proven that usage of awef prevents erectile dysfunction, and enhances every sexual function in your organism.

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:21 pm

how would you apply awef to prevent and enhance things such as that?

RappY · Post by **RappY** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:55 pm

something is weird. did anyone notice? :-z

Peemore · Post by **Peemore** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:17 pm

i always thought something was rather cool. did you ever get to know something? exactly. you must give something a chance before you call something names.

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:30 pm

..but.. ppl always say "do something" .. something can be such a whore..

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:37 pm

awef wrote:No gentlemen, once again, you are wrong. awef have been used for centuries in straight sexual rituals, as a virility symbol.

It is scientifically proven that usage of awef prevents erectile dysfunction, and enhances every sexual function in your organism.

ok srsly. gtfo

how dare you intrude our loving asdf-y homes with your crap? for true awef may be easier to type on some keyboards, but honestly, does that matter? NO!
asdf is and always will be better than ANYTHING else! why, awef is no better than ..oh say... jkl; !!!! so now you are a supporter of jkl;? you do not fit into our asdf society, the highest and proudest society in all of land and water and space and such! no imposters impersonating ASDF can be justified, especially not awef.

my good sir, i demand you to leave us at once! and please, if you would, erase yourself completely from the existence of life and death, so that you never brought to us this ultimate CRAP!!!!111`212334@!elleveenn!!

nuff said

Post by **CX gamer** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:09 pm

awef wrote:No gentlemen, once again, you are wrong. awef have been used for centuries in straight sexual rituals, as a virility symbol.

It is scientifically proven that usage of awef prevents erectile dysfunction, and enhances every sexual function in your organism.

Well, awef was a nice try, but no. I'm sorry but nothing will replace the true ASDF... I like you spirit tough...

W/E · Post by **W/E** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:18 am

Yeah well, ASDF-ism accepts no other thing than ASDF-ness, and let me tell you as any other religion ASDF-ism contols all ASDF-ology ASDF-sophy ASDF-ine, and any other ASDF based science.

So I say all your data come from an invented science.

ELSE you FAIL

- The ASDF priest

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:47 am

CX gamer wrote:
awef wrote:No gentlemen, once again, you are wrong. awef have been used for centuries in straight sexual rituals, as a virility symbol.

It is scientifically proven that usage of awef prevents erectile dysfunction, and enhances every sexual function in your organism.
Well, awef was a nice try, but no. I'm sorry but nothing will replace the true ASDF... I like you spirit tough...

i hope he gets AIDS.

Post by **CX gamer** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:19 am

soloman wrote:
CX gamer wrote:
awef wrote:No gentlemen, once again, you are wrong. awef have been used for centuries in straight sexual rituals, as a virility symbol.

It is scientifically proven that usage of awef prevents erectile dysfunction, and enhances every sexual function in your organism.
Well, awef was a nice try, but no. I'm sorry but nothing will replace the true ASDF... I like you spirit tough...
i hope he gets AIDS.

Ooh, that's mean...
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