Heard of the Lavender Town and new Japanese Empire?

[ForrestKeys]

It is not fictional and the Empire is real!

[Ml08180]

[Flying Sheep]

It's a huge piece of crap.

[assdef]

Wait...Darth Vader is on the One...uh...whatever-it-is bill? Seems like he would be on a higher number.

What are they called exactly? Space bucks? Or was that Spaceballs?

[Flying Sheep]

One PokeDollar is worth 50000 space bucks, so they suck.

[vraiment]

So apparently during WWII there was a Japanese group of scientists working for the Empire that was trying to use music to control the masses. The son of one of these scientists decided to continue his father's work and continue studying this. Then he got a job working on a little game called Pokemon in the 90s. He was in charge of the game's music. Anyone here who has played the original Pokemon games knows of a creepy little village called Lavender Town, famous for it's disturbing background song. The first edition versions of Pokemon Red and Green versions released in Japan had a tweak to the Lavender Town song. Nearly 600 kids in Japanese were reported to become addicted to the game, go into violent rampages, and have severe headaches. Then there was another effect. About 75% of the kids affected by the Lavender Town Tune went insane and carved the Japanese characters for "Empire" on themselves, then ended up running away or killing themselves. The man that made the game's music killed himself when his own son was affected and tried to attack some people driving a car down the street at night. The couple got scared and ran him over, he had the characters for "Empire" on his chest. The wife of the employee and mother of the child soon found her husband's files and called Nintendo (creators of Pokemon). Nintendo then changed the sound in the background of Lavender Town and the whole incident didn't gain much media attention. If things had gone a little differently, Pokemon would have brainwashed the children of Japan into revolting against the government to start up an Empire and attack the West again.

The song itself is on Youtube, I would be careful. Only children ages 6-12 showed the symptoms of the Lavender Town Tune, and it only worked on those wearing headphones. Listen if you dare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOd_gFl ... HgCWoMo-qQ

That reminded me and make me want listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98xrhq-Jno

[Ml08180]

Wait...Darth Vader is on the One...uh...whatever-it-is bill? Seems like he would be on a higher number.

What are they called exactly? Space bucks? Or was that Spaceballs?

they're called credits

[assdef]

they're called credits

Ah, yes! I see that now on the back at the bottom. In retrospect it is all so obvious...!

That reminded me and make me want listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98xrhq-Jno

It sounds like the soundtrack to 28 Days Later.

vriament - you wouldn't happen to be a fan of the Smashing Pumpkins, would you?

[Flying Sheep]

So what if he is?

[vraiment]

they're called credits

Ah, yes! I see that now on the back at the bottom. In retrospect it is all so obvious...!

That reminded me and make me want listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98xrhq-Jno

It sounds like the soundtrack to 28 Days Later.

vriament - you wouldn't happen to be a fan of the Smashing Pumpkins, would you?

No, I like the band, but fan is a very hard word, I just like them and think that they play cool

[Flying Sheep]

Nothing wrong with being a fan. They cool people down.

[ɟpsɐ]

˙ǝɹıdɯǝ uɐdɐظ ǝɥʇ ןıɐɥ ןןɐ

[Flying Sheep]

No. Get your icky st00fz away from me.

[MrBowserPuffi]

I have found a new video that further agrees with my first post.


Also, Unit 731 is real too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

Also, I had a friend run the song through an audio scanner and this showed up at the 9 minute mark:

[vraiment]

all take, that last image you took it out from a forum and you didn't cut it that well

[MrBowserPuffi]

Actually my cousin sent it to me in an email.
It took longer than expected and consulted a forum for help.
That is why it is in there
And from the looks of it Audacity (the program) is in a separate window above the message board.

[Ml08180]

after watching your most current video, the back of my head started hurting...

[keja]

You're an idiot, and an awful troll.

Also, 4chan.org is an 18+ site. Stop going there.

[cyan]

That's mean to say D:

[Ml08180]

*slaps keja*

don't talk to bowserpuffi like that