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I'm new to ASDF

Post by Leopardson » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:27 pm

Hi,

I'm new to the ASDF forums. However, I have a fair warning: I type fast and I do not shut up. I mean, seriously, if we were all birds, I would be like that bird who sits at the end of your window at three in the morning and chirps tunes from Rick Astley as if the sun were so bright the trees were catching on fire, which would be bad because forest fires create carbon dioxide, deplete oxygen and also burn the shit out of things like squirrels and puppies.

Speaking of puppies, I got a weird looking kitten yesterday and it is so cute. It does not entirely resemble a cat. They call the breed a "Chihuahua" and it almost resembles a dog in the shape of its body and the lack of flexibility. Anyway, the kitten is cute anyway and it runs around in circles and chases its tail. It is already bigger than my hand so I imagine it is going to be a good sized cat.

I was going to type annoying messages for several hours, creating a 16,000 page post of nothing but irrelevant texts, but my house is on fire and I need to stop typing soon.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:12 pm

Well hello then, Leopardson! Typing fast is a good thing here.
Congrats on your new catdog. Put that fire out, or it'll put you out..
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by asdfer » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:42 pm

Trust me. He just gave you some good advice.
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:26 pm

Trust asdfer. He just gave you some good advice.
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Pronouns: Well it shouldn't really be that complicated if you go over my post history but then... why are you searching through my post history? Don't you think you are over complicating something as simple as just referring to me? Why are you like this? Is it just out of boredom? Does your religion require it? You could just assume them and skip all this paragraph, don't worry an eldritch horror won't appear out of nowhere to eat you (or me for that matter) if you get this wrong, the worst that can happen is I ignore you and even in that case you can try again! There shouldn't be that many options anyway so if you get it wrong the first time try again and again. Bottom line is: you just lost a bunch of time reading this paragraph for something as trivial as figuring out how to refer to me when you could just have deduced it which should make you think your life choices so far.

Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by vraiment » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:45 pm

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Shame on me as I becoming a /b/tard and less an asdfer :c
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:52 pm

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Pronouns: Well it shouldn't really be that complicated if you go over my post history but then... why are you searching through my post history? Don't you think you are over complicating something as simple as just referring to me? Why are you like this? Is it just out of boredom? Does your religion require it? You could just assume them and skip all this paragraph, don't worry an eldritch horror won't appear out of nowhere to eat you (or me for that matter) if you get this wrong, the worst that can happen is I ignore you and even in that case you can try again! There shouldn't be that many options anyway so if you get it wrong the first time try again and again. Bottom line is: you just lost a bunch of time reading this paragraph for something as trivial as figuring out how to refer to me when you could just have deduced it which should make you think your life choices so far.

Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by vraiment » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:15 pm

aw, that hand it's pointing at me, it makes me feel uncomfortable
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:32 pm

turn off your screen, save energy.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:39 pm

stop doing stuff. save energy.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by asdfer » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:57 am

GENIUS
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
ThingerDudes wrote:use a poster for posting and put some unposted posts in the poster and make sure you choose the right setting for perfectly posted post every time.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:15 am

You're strange.

You'll fit right in! :)
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Post by Ml08180 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:09 am

We're not strange. We're just less normal than most would prefer.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:34 pm

Thus, strange. :)
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:31 pm

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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:51 pm

that's a huge thumb for an index finger..
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by asdfer » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:51 pm

:shock:
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by assdef » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:23 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:that's a huge thumb for an index finger..
That's what she said!!
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by vraiment » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:33 am

assdef wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:that's a huge thumb for an index finger..
That's what she said!!
sorry to inform you that she wasn't actually a she
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by asdfer » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:22 pm

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
ThingerDudes wrote:use a poster for posting and put some unposted posts in the poster and make sure you choose the right setting for perfectly posted post every time.
ThingerDudes is my role model
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Re: I'm new to ASDF

Post by vraiment » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:41 am

topic change! I'm getting sick :?
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