Omegle

[Dreams]

Atom got me into this. http://adf.ly/5Kq6n
Here is just some conversations i've been having.

[assdef]

Omegle...isn't that the video chat where you randomly find people showing their penis?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

nah, you can chat in only text form as well.

[Dreams]

I need to show you all my crazy responses to the people who go "asl"

[MTG09]

Wha?

[Dreams]

It stands for something inappropriate.
Anyways.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hi


Stranger: hey;)


You: so...


Stranger: soo..


Stranger: well, this is awkward..


You: yup.


You: as awkward as a hamster.


You: (awkward pause)


Stranger: a hamster is not awkward


Stranger: they're cute


Stranger:


You: and socially awkward.


You: it's proven.


Stranger: oooh


Stranger: i didn't know that


You: well, now you know.


You: isn't omegle educational?


Stranger: hmm sometimes..


You: Would you be suprised if I said...


You: ...


You: ...


You: ...


You: asdf!


Stranger: if only i knew what that means..


You: asdf.com


You: tells you.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi darling. m/f?


You: n


Stranger: I'm female. 20 years old


You: why shall I believe you?


Stranger: from?


You: besides. I'm just a stupid 14 year old asian kid screwing with people and getting people mad. So if you're looking for "sex", please go away. And darling?


Stranger: i'm frm san francisco


You: no, but seriously.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Anonymously Famous]

It stands for something inappropriate.

Not really. In this context it stands for "Age, Sex (as in gender), Location." Still, they're 3 things that I tend to avoid giving out willy nilly.

Most of the times I hear "ASL", though, it stands for "American Sign Language".

[Dreams]

I know what it means. I just didn't want to say sex because then MTG would be blocked. But you are right.

[Evai]

Part of a heavily cut down convo (I MAY have saved someones job ):

You: The tables have turned

You: Mostly ping pong tables

Stranger: my how they have

Stranger: beerpong tables

Stranger: ?

Stranger: oh, ping pong

You: Mostly tables you make in spreadsheets

Stranger: i hate speadsheets

Stranger: i have to use them at work all the time

Stranger: reports are horrible

You: I don't hate spreadsheets

You: Cause I don't have a job

Stranger: well thats because you are uneducated

Stranger: ping pong

You: Ping pong is fun

Stranger: tables turned

Stranger: reverse reverse

Stranger: back to the natural order of things

Stranger: its a relief, i was uncomfortable for a minute

Stranger: too bad im still sitting in a cubicle

Stranger: is it 6:30EST yet

Stranger: fuck i am sick of being at work

You: Dunno

You: haha

You: How can you be allowed on here at work

Stranger: im the boss

You: like a boss

You: What a terrible boss

Stranger: APPROVE MEMOS

You: I don't get that reference.

Stranger: PROMOTE SYNERGY

Stranger: like a boss - andy samberg

Stranger: its what I base my work life off of

You: Really?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: shit on deborah's desk

Stranger: (like a boss)

You: That shit is so old

Stranger: i think you mean

Stranger: "classic"

You: No. Old

Stranger: no

Stranger: thats my life

You: You're living a lie

Stranger: you're probably right

Stranger: but i am getting PAID to chat to you on omegle

You: Wow

You: That's just horrible

Stranger: less than 3

You: no

You: Less than divided by 3

Stranger: im working at the same time

Stranger: multitasking

Stranger: LIKE A BOSS

You: This must take priority

You: You're fired.

Stranger: oh rats

Stranger: now i will have to live off severance

You: HELLO EVERYONE! IF YOU CAN READ THIS IT MEANS THIS GUY ISN'T DOING HIS JOB!!!!!!!!!!!

You: HE ISN'T

You: HE'S ON THE SITE WITH THE WIERD PEOPLE AGAIN

Stranger: nobody can hear you scream

Stranger: it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

You: Ok I understand that reference

Stranger: about time

You: As in I was able to read it

Stranger: not again

You: I can read

Stranger: i think i have a cold

Stranger: should i take the rest of the day off?

You: Take the day off

You: That's like, fatal

You: I have an itchy nose

Stranger: i dont follow

Stranger: yeah mine is a little further into my face

Stranger: itchy sinus/throat hole

You: Itch it anyway

Stranger: maybe with this beer

Stranger: do they bubbles work to do that

You: That's what they're for

Stranger: i have to fire someone today

You: Why are they being fired? On Omegle too much?

Stranger: numerous mistakes resulting in customer dissatisfaction

Stranger: omegle would have saved them

Stranger: because they wouldn't be cutting up like this

You: Fire everybody

Stranger: ahahah

Stranger: HELLO SPECTATOR

You: Oh yeah, forgot all about him

Stranger: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Stranger: ARE. YOU. NOT. ENTERTAINED?

You: Must be hanging on to every word

Stranger: i think we are interesting

You: Feel bad for him

Stranger: i do too

Stranger: he doesnt even know that he is about to get fired

You: Haha

Stranger: i took monday off

Stranger: CANT WAIT

You: fun fun fun fun

You: bit of a twat to be fair

Stranger: ahaha did you call me a twat

You: yeah mate

Stranger: yeah i probably am

Stranger: but in the quest for money and power

You: firing people who did like, nothing

Stranger: ahaha you don't know that

You: I bet he's just a good dude minding his own business

You: then BOOM! life ruined

Stranger: naw, she has money

You: A limited supply

Stranger: she will find a new job

You: Meanwhile, guess who's on omegle?

Stranger: are you saying that I should give her a second chance?

You: Well, not really

Stranger: maybe today is a good day to stop being a twat

Stranger: i will give her 1 last shot

Stranger: but she is definitely getting written up

Stranger: there it is, i just shredded the pink slip

You: I worry about the fact you're being influenced by someone on omegle to fire someone

Stranger: i was on the fence

Stranger: ahahah watch me get fired for not firing her

You: You're not really a boss if you can get fired..

Stranger: sure i am

Stranger: everyone reports to somebody

You: Like a superboss

Stranger: yeah pretty much

Stranger: his name is Jesus

Stranger: im totally joking

Stranger: i might have to bring my xbox to work

You: subtle

Stranger: for educational purposes

You: Educational for who

Stranger: my employees

Stranger: they will learn that if they work hard, maybe some day they can have an xbox

Stranger: at work

[atomtengeralattjaro]

haha.

[Dreams]

This is why I love omegle.

[Anonymously Famous]

I don't think that I will ever get into Omegle.

[Dreams]

It's all fun and happiness.

[Anonymously Famous]

Probably not.

[Dreams]

It has 26% happiness on the happiness meter.

[Xequos]

I made a fat kid lick his nipple on camera.

[Dreams]

0_o that scares me.

[klinscy]

What.... This confuses me

[Dreams]

That isn't confusing at all.

[MTG09]

I understand completely