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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Suntro » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:48 am

Yes!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by W/E » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:39 am

How can you be so sure?

If this is a new page?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:14 am

If a post is made on the last page and no one is around to see it does it still ASDF?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Greyson » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:24 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:If a post is made on the last page and no one is around to see it does it still ASDF?
Uhm...
That is a really good question... gonna put up a research station and some cameras to find that out.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:47 pm

Good. Keep us posted with posts.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:19 am

Good Citizens of the ASDF Forums,

I am posting from an airplane. We have just reached our cruising altitude of 33,000 feet, and the captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign, which is good because who the fuck is he to make me slave to a seat belt??

I hate to post and run, but I am going to tamper with, disable, and destroy the lavatory smoke detector. Then I plan on inflating my life vest whilst still inside the cabin.

Ha! Take that FAA!

Your very humble servant,

assdef

P.S. stupid infant sitting in the row in front of me. I'm going to start screaming at her soon. Maybe the mom will feed me a bottle instead.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Suntro » Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:13 am

Have you seen Commando? Do that plane sequence before takeoff.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:33 am

Sir Assdef, this is atomtengeralattjaro, the federal air marshal assigned to your flight. Please remain calm and refrain from doing anything you just proposed to do.
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:54 pm

Are you a flying submarine?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Suntro » Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:08 pm

By jkl;'s beard! He IS a flying submarine!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:34 am

I believe I can flyyyy
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Suntro » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:27 am

Everybody knows thingerdudes can't fly! Flight is reserved for birds and submarines!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:13 pm

Except emus. They've been forbidden ever since that thing happened.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:12 pm

i really hope you're not referring to the Emu War ™
sad history :(
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:24 pm

We have still yet to receive a formal apology from the Australian government.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:00 pm

maybe they just don't know where to send it.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:16 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:maybe they just don't know where to send it.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:18 am

ThingerDudes wrote:We have still yet to receive a formal apology from the Australian government.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:41 pm

Agreed. We should tread on the emus instead
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:31 pm

I tread on threads.
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