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[atomtengeralattjaro]

I rest in a bed of rusty nails, which lies on a mountain of my enemies' skulls, in the center of a continent of screaming flesh, which itself is within a sea of boiling blood that consumes the majority of the planet of the beating black heart of the forgotten demon prince named Amaymon, that orbits the blazing sphere of pure rage known only as El-Rancorage.

My name? Joe Mama. My father? John Mama. My mother? Jenny Mama (nee Jenny Bro). My SSN? Nunya. My height? 7 ft 7 in.

I'm approximately 231 centimeters of pure insulated muscle, and I have a thick coat of body hair. Even then, I cannot fathom the possibility of sleeping with the windows open. You're madder than the Laughing Bastard Prince of The Fifth Layer of Gehenna. In case you were wondering, he's rather mad.

You have a way with words, damn.

[Froggychum]

That's nice to hear Thank you for the compliment!

I'm a tad bit prone to instances of spontaneous, unrequested creative writing ha ha

Alternatively, if my 'way with words' is 'a way with words that makes readers wanna vomit', then I hope to remind you that I own a mountain of skulls. Skulls made from my enemies. Enemies such as those who

criticized my writing

It was the last thing they ever said. Not because I killed them, but because I took their skulls and their mouth was too flappy to make any noise other than a pathetic and insufficient 'schmack schmack'. Honestly, the murder just may have been less gruesome.

Edit: Whoops, I did it again. Well hell... I blame someone else (who isn't me; Because I don't make mistakes, I bury them).

[vraiment]

I wasn't aware you could do that. I also use to write, the proof is somewhere around in this forum, but now I don't do it anymore

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I remember reading Vrai's story back in the day, but I confess totally forgot what it was about

[Greyson]

I miss writting in the RP section of asdf but then again i noticed not long ago that I fucked up myself

[Froggychum]

Long-suffering sigh...

I was born too late to experience the beginning of ASDF, but too early to experience ASDF VR released in 2052.

My life is so hard. I'm trudging through an endless marsh of self-pity.

[Greyson]

Long-suffering sigh...

I was born too late to experience the beginning of ASDF, but too early to experience ASDF VR released in 2052.

My life is so hard. I'm trudging through an endless marsh of self-pity.

Saaaaaaaaaaame. Kind of. Less self pity for me.
But we've been reported to the "top brass" because 5 of us were having a couple drinks together and playing cards.

That pandemic made people pretty on edge it would seem. Not looking forward to the repercussions.

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Don't worry about asdf vr. That's only 31 years to go! If my math isn't off you'll be 48 by then! That's a good age for forum VR. I imagine it to be like... vr chatroom. Just.. different.

Other than that, yes, life is hard. It's worth it though. Or rather you can make it worth it. Treading onward is the best you can do, you'll be out of the marshland eventually.
And if not, visiting a psychiatrist is nothing one should be ashamed of

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ASDF VR released in 2052.

putting that on my todo list via futureme.org

[Uly]

Gave up on the wheel of time book 6 was just OD on the Aes Sedai... I thought salidar was a subplot at first

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Welcome back Uly!
The wheel of time slows down in the middle for quite a bit indeed. For most readers it's worth it, and it does pick up later, but I won't try to convince you to power through if it's not your thing... different strokes I guess. (I certainly didn't mind any of the "subplots" for instance.)

[Froggychum]

Oh my gosh it's Obama. Sign my face :O

But seriously, welcome back bro. How have you been?

I've never read the Wheel of Time, and I don't really know what it's about either. I'd try it, 'cause I love epic fantasy, but I've heard that it can be boring, and I hate powering through stuff.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Then just wait for the upcoming TV show

[Froggychum]

Boomer humor be like: I hate my wife
Millennial humor be like: I hate my life
Zoomer humor be like: B E A N S

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ASDF is beans

[Froggychum]

what kind of beans is asdf?

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[Froggychum]

Mmm... meat and beans... me is hungry...

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[atomtengeralattjaro]

Routines can be appealing indeed.

[Froggychum]

What about rotini?