=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[Tom]

In the 11-12 years since this post hit 10k, we have had 6,880 posts, so about 600 per year. With a bit over 3,000 posts to go, we are a bit more than 5 years from 20k. Summer 2027 will be the ultimate paradise.

[Tom]

Will tom have the will and patience to update the 1st post with updated counts when we hit 20k? Tune in summer 2027 to find out

[assdef]

I'm guessing...no.

[Froggychum]

Summer 2027? That would make me 24! Also, it would mark 1-year after I joined asdf :O

At the very least, I hope we last until then!

[Shai'tan]

The question is really, can we quicken it?

[Froggychum]

Maybe.

If I were to take a guess, I would think we have more than enough users to reach it sooner.

How many years we can shave off just depends on their activity level.

At the moment, I would rate it as 'quite low' on a scale from 'purple' to 'banana'.

[Evai]

Every post contributes 0.00005% of our ultimate goal

[atomtengeralattjaro]

this post

[Froggychum]

humble - I'm doing my share~

humblen't - But mine counts as a little bit more because I am better than you all!!!

[Shai'tan]

Every post contributes 0.00005% of our ultimate goal

Here's my contribution

[assdef]

POST FASTER, YOU IDIOTS!

[Froggychum]

*Dream's speedrun music intensifies*

[atomtengeralattjaro]

this post was made in 6 no 8 no 13 seconds

[Evai]

what should I do to celebrate 10k subs

[assdef]

party with 10k doms

[Froggychum]

Give me 10k dollars

or 10k cookies

or 10k hugs

[Ml08180]

Will tom have the will and patience to update the 1st post with updated counts when we hit 20k? Tune in summer 2027 to find out

Alternatively, someone could make a bot that gathers stats about this thread, say, weekly. Or something. Definitely completely unrelated but how many requests per minute to the server would get someone IP banned? Asking for a friend.

what should I do to celebrate 10k subs

Footlong or 6"?

[Froggychum]

Footlong or 6"?

Gasp! Are you insinuating that depending on the length of the sandwich, he should celebrate his count differently?!

That's discrimination, and I object to it!

All sub sandwiches are made equal(ly delicious)!!!

Well... except for those with guacamole... they are admittedly the superior sandwich

[Evai]

I like cheese sandwiches

there, I SAID it

Also, I found a version of my sig gif that doesn't have the watermark

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Alternatively, someone could make a bot that gathers stats about this thread, say, weekly. Or something. Definitely completely unrelated but how many requests per minute to the server would get someone IP banned? Asking for a friend.

If only someone could access the database directly...

I like cheese sandwiches

two slices of cheese with stuff in between?

Also, I found a version of my sig gif that doesn't have the watermark

And you promptly warped us all into the timeline where it never had a watermark in the first place.