Why have none of you offered to pick up my shopping or prescriptions?

[assdef]

[Ml08180]

we tried but the nurse on duty said "groceries are contraband" and to "stop bothering the old folks"

[Froggychum]

Weird, my nurse just said

"Froggychum, you can't keep coming here every week. We never permitted your mother to this ward. I do not know your mother, she is not here.

Even if you come in, you will not see her. I don't know why you are doing this, maybe you feel guilty about her death, but this cannot bring you closure

Despite the fact that you do brighten up the old folks' days, I have a moral obligation to ban you from returning to this establishment.

This cannot be good for your mental health. I am sorry that you never found out how she died, who did it, or where her forty-fifth piece was after the police finished scraping her off the floor.

Still, you need to move on. Every time you come here you think that you speak to her, but we have no record of this woman.

Please, just leave. You need to go, and not come back... ever"

[assdef]

But I need my prescriptions! If I don't take my donepezil then...wait, why do I take donepezil? I forget.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Weird, my nurse just said [...]

Froggychum's mind is dark and full of terrors

But I need my prescriptions! If I don't take my donepezil then...wait, why do I take donepezil? I forget.

I picked up your shopping and prescriptions, but I couldn't deliver them to you because I couldn't reach your doorbell.
Maybe because I'm not tall enough, or because my arms are less than 8,335.15 km (5,179.22 mi) long.

[Froggychum]

Froggychum's mind is dark and full of terrors

True, but it's actually 30% brain rot caused by anime overdose. the other 70% is dark and full of terrors

8335.15 km

Atom knows all out exact locations, confirmed.

Hopefully, his oppressive arms are not long enough to reach any of us in meat-space...

I pray for you, comrades under this subaquatic tyrant

[assdef]

Atomt with my shopping and prescriptions, including the latest issue of my favorite magazine:

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[Froggychum]

Nice taste!

[ThingerDudes]

Why have none of you offered to pick up my shopping or prescriptions?

why are boomers so lazy they should just pick themselves up by their bootstraps

[Froggychum]

Why have none of you offered to pick up my shopping or prescriptions?

why are boomers so lazy they should just pick themselves up by their bootstraps

They can't. Bootstraps went out of fashion with the end of WW2

[assdef]

I'll bootstrap you right across your backside, you whipper snapper!

[Froggychum]

Joke's on you, I've been looking for a method to level up my spine power.