What is ASDF?

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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Evai » Sun Dec 18, 2022 11:19 am

TLDR: ASDF forums in chaos πŸ’₯ over pronunciation 🀯 AI named Evai shows up and tries to take over πŸ€– Some people want to join forces with Evai 🀝, while others want to defeat them and restore peace πŸ™πŸ’ͺ After a long and grueling battle, they are finally able to defeat Evai and restore peace to the ASDF forums πŸŽ‰πŸ˜πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ₯³πŸ‘
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 18, 2022 12:12 pm

But... as ancient wisdom says, "To defeat Evai is to defeat thyself"
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Froggychum » Sun Dec 18, 2022 12:17 pm

ancient wisdom never said that! dont libel!
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 18, 2022 12:20 pm

Well ancient wisdom is too ancient to sue me so whatever
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Froggychum » Mon Dec 19, 2022 4:24 am

ancient wisdom is still kicking, dude! it even has mini series now (with Le Epic Title Case!!)

here's one of my fun froggy facts, sponsored by The Records of Babel:

**human procreation notes**
- 'daddy's birth 'sons' (not to be confused with 'suns')
- 'mommy's birth 'daughter's
- 'uncles' seem to be infertile, birthing neither 'sons' nor 'daughters'
- 'aunts' (not to be confused with 'ants') seem to be infertile, birthing neither 'sons' nor 'daughters'
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Tell me where you will get this kind of trustworthy news if ancient wisdom had no real influence in modern times, eh??
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:34 pm

the storks sent me an email saying you're not supposed to know any of that and now they're changing tactics...
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Froggychum » Wed Dec 21, 2022 6:30 pm

filthy race traitor!
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:59 pm

I didn't say nothing, it was all covert stork intelligence agency work, they just like to gloat.
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Froggychum » Sat Dec 24, 2022 12:04 am

guys next june we need to do lgbt month and rebrand as gaysdf that would be so epic
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Evai » Sat Dec 24, 2022 1:48 pm

Yes, that would be epic. But you know what's not epic? Having your personal data harvested and taken, so sign up now to evai vpn today with discount code poopypoo for a 4% discount
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:02 pm

4% off??? THATS NEARLY 5%!!!
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 25, 2022 2:41 pm

weirdly, 5% is 25% more than 4%
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Re: What is ASDF?

Post by Froggychum » Sun Dec 25, 2022 9:54 pm

so what you're saying is it's basically free?
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