=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[Froggychum]

Imagine being able to not only exist beyond the conventional boundaries of time and space, but even be able to post on ASDF forums from there...

And you choose to use that kind of computer. SMH my head, some ppl really have no sense of style... Retrofuturism is dead sheeple, wake up!!

(this was a joke please dont execute me)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

as an engineer I can confidently say that computers are not real

[Froggychum]

LOL!
Reminds me of the PirateSoftware bit about different kind of techguys (dont remember the details so prepare for butchery):

1. People who have a fleeting interest in tech. "Oh man, I hacked my toaster! How cool!"

2. People who are way too into tech. "Bro, my Smart Fridge does my taxes and pleasures my wife for me. AI art is real art!"

3. People with true tech experience. "I only have two pieces of technology in my house. A printer, and a gun that I use to shoot the printer if it makes any funny noises!"

[atomtengeralattjaro]

true
on an unrelated note, does anyone want a non-operational Canon Pixma mx725?

[Froggychum]

you're just giving that garbage away???
but you could disassemble it for scrap, and make maybe like a dime??

tsk tsk kids these days are so wasteful
this is why joe many liberals cannot afford houses
avocado toast

[atomtengeralattjaro]

The printer actually died over a year ago but I've been using it as a place to put my phone. Also it hods some paper inside.
It's like the most useless piece of furniture.

sorry this was a boring post

[Froggychum]

nothing you say is boring. i hang off your every word. you are my god
btw on a totally unrelated note can i borrow some money

[atomtengeralattjaro]

get a load of this guy, playing the long con:

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registers an account, posts a single post in 2019, then comes back 5 years later to edit a test link into it, to see if spamming is possible here.

[Froggychum]

LMAOOO Bro got caught in 4k

Okay, more like 480p. What is with this screenshot quality dude? Did you replace your monitor with an etch a sketch?
Sorry, didn't mean to roast you harder than the potato you call a computer.
Oops, I'll definitely stop... It's just that this image is more fried than French Fries...
Yikes, I'm done, I'm done! ... though that image might not have been when you took it out!
I kid, I kid... I'm just a joker, a funny guy.

(But for real, you're a top tier admin dude. You've got eyes everywhere. Harder to escape your sight than Dr. Manhattan jfc)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

My screen is a pitiful 1080p.
The screenshot is cropped, and I think the forum shrinks it a bit to fit it inside the width of the post, and this shrinking makes it look worse. If you're looking at this in 4K or 8K or whatever mega resolution you have, I think the posts look comparatively even narrower, idk how that adds up.
If you right click and open image in new tab, it should show properly.

Anyway, it's not hard to moderate when there's so little going on.

[Froggychum]

My screen is 1000000p
get on my level. i've made so many sacrifices to be here.

they weren't my own, but I still made them.
For example, gram gram had to get taken off life support. I needed the inheritance money to purchase all these glorious pixels.

[ThingerDudes]

that's too much p

[Froggychum]

blasphemy! there is never too much p!

my p is huge, but i want it to be bigger!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

something something peemore

[Evai]

you could've waited for him to give him his big funny moment

[Froggychum]

Peemore like peeless

[ThingerDudes]

peemore is probably healthier than peeless because it means you're hydrated probably

[Froggychum]

but what if ive been drinking battery acid instead of water? then am i healthy?
answer that, atheist.
#rekt

[ThingerDudes]

actually you can't be healthy because the human condition is inherently unhealthy

[Froggychum]

True we were born to die so real