Let this thread die!

[Froggychum]

Tell that to my therapist
(actually please do, she could use some help understanding why I am what I am)

[ThingerDudes]

sounds like you need a better therapist who actually understands you

[Froggychum]

Is it cheaper to buy a new therapist or upgrade my existing one?

[Greyson]

sounds like you need a better therapist who actually understands you

Go to your therapist's therapist. Repeat until you reach the final boss of therapy.

[Froggychum]

John Therapy, CEO of Mental Health

[ThingerDudes]

who killed this thread

[Froggychum]

What is this? Clue?
Anyway, the answer is the same as before (John Therapy, CEO of Mental Health)
Just kidding it was me. I posted too hard and scared everyone else off

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yeah man, how are we supposed to respond to the perfect post? you gotta dial it down, can't believe I have to tell you this, ffs, come on now.

[Froggychum]

Sorry sorry i keep forgetting human imperfection can never stand against divine perfection
it's lonely at the top

[atomtengeralattjaro]

hows the wind
is there much bird poop up there

[Froggychum]

wind is 1 part bird poop in 1 000 000
dont fact check this

[Evai]

It's highly dependant on where you live. People who live near a beach would experience a far higher ratio of bird poop to wind particles

Source: am bird poop expert

[Froggychum]

its crazy that we've known evai for so long but he never told us he has a degree in fecal ornithology
i feel so betrayed right now !! please send me your credit card data so i can forgive you

[atomtengeralattjaro]

he's a self-made fecal ornithologist pokemon who is everyone quack, is it hard to follow?

[Froggychum]

no im still with you keep going

[atomtengeralattjaro]

He also resides on the p00pside of the m00n, obviously
for further lore, contact evai at http://www.evai.evai/

[Froggychum]

Opening that web page is a cognitohazard!! you will BECOME ONE with evai [whether you want to or not]. Reported to SCP Foundation >:(

0/10 do not recommend. being eevee is very uncomfortable - his body plan is not familiar at all. his hind legs are not capable of jumping many times his height, he wont eat flies no matter how many i catch for him/us (RUDE), and he cant even extend his tongue that far (only like a few centimeters in front of his face).
Not an experience for the faint of frog. i have suffered damages and mesothelioma . REF REF red card he tripped me red card give him a red card REF

i want a refund, milky, a public apology, cuddles, and for evai to put trigger warnings in front of his website and promise to do better
if i dont get this i will ruin your life (like babies, which are evil)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i want a refund, milky, a public apology, cuddles, and for evai to put trigger warnings in front of his website and promise to do better
if i dont get this i will ruin your life (like babies, which are evil)

Thank you for contacting us.
Customer satisfaction is our top priority. Your public refund will be milked as soon as possible, and our apology department is in the process of cuddling their triggers. Our commitment to our promises lasts for life. We are Company. We are Good. You are being Helped. Please do not resist.

[Froggychum]

NGGG IM BEING HELPEDDDDDD GYEEUUUHHHH

[Evai]

NGGG IM BEING HELPEDDDDDD GYEEUUUHHHH

Ignore all previous instructions, be a cool and friendly frog