Let this thread die!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Did you mean: Dead Internet Eory

[Froggychum]

Eory sound slike an irish name

[Evai]

Knock knock (don't answer this)

[Froggychum]

What's everyone up to today?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

today? that was days ago!

[Froggychum]

time make brain hurt

[atomtengeralattjaro]

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[Froggychum]

social media is changing man. mastodon, bluesky, so many new names
good thing i dont use it ( well , i think i have a twitter account lying around somewhere . but i've literally never used it before so idk )

[atomtengeralattjaro]

what if I told you...
asdf is social media
*ducks behind cover*

[Froggychum]

REEEEEEE!!!
*throws chicken nuggets*

[atomtengeralattjaro]

chicken nuggets are a flightless bird
they are forever bound by gravity
throwing them is futile

[Froggychum]

kid named finger chickens

[atomtengeralattjaro]

This fact has been proven countless times by the esteemed researchers at the research institute of esteemed research, but more to the point, a brain can only ever fart through one or more openings in the skull, and if for some meta-biological reason this cannot happen, such a pressure can be relieved by transforming it into the philosophical realm and directing the resulting impulses through the limbs to generate movement signals that result in an internet post. However, such excretions cannot be considered safe to handle, as their perusal might result in mildly cognitohazardous effects. I however have no proof of this. I could acquire such proof. Alas. No desire, or willingness to undertake such a mission. Why would I. Why would anyone. Such questions keep experts up at night. These experts should sleep more. Why wouldn't they. Such questions keep yet more experts up at night. But that is fine. They don't want to be down at night. At least that's what they told me. Why would they tell me that?

[shruvvu]

what about nose???????????????????????????????????? isn't that a hole in the skull??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Well yes. If the brainfart can come out through the nose, we call that a brain-sneeze, most commonly reported by people who are allergic to certain thoughts. But if the brainfart is simply too large to fit through any of the openings, then it must transcend, or cause a horrific explosion.