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Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:43 pm

format explanation lesson #1

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Post by huantian » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:56 pm

Why is "da" spelled "da"?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:38 am

because duh
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Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

Post by Froggychum » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:09 pm

that's exactly what i would've wrote. did you steal my shitposting handbook, or did you get the same one when you signed up?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:19 pm

uh, yeah, I, uh, pirated the pdf of the handbook.
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Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

Post by Froggychum » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:49 pm

HEY ANYONE WANNA PLAY FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE?

good, now that the government stopped listening, where'd you find it?
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Post by huantian » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:22 am

did you know im alive? :smile:

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Post by vraiment » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:27 am

huantian wrote:
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did you know im alive? :smile:
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:32 pm

*half a kiwi
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Post by assdef » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:40 pm

Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

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Post by vraiment » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:32 pm

assdef wrote:
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Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

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Except if you get hit by a kiwi in the head, you don’t die
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Post by assdef » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:32 am

You will die if the kiwi is thrown hard enough.

Speaking of...happy belated Day of the Dead/Día de Muertos everyone!
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Post by vraiment » Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:18 am

assdef wrote:
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You will die if the kiwi is thrown hard enough.

Speaking of...happy belated Day of the Dead/Día de Muertos everyone!
You didn't said "de LOS"!!!!! I'm so happy!!!!!!
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Post by assdef » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:57 pm

That's right. Me no like no definite articles no more.
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Post by huantian » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:54 pm

vraiment wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:32 pm
assdef wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:40 pm
Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

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Except if you get hit by a kiwi in the head, you don’t die

Also "kiwi" is the name of a bird and when i was trying to find the image, i found the bird and I was like did I spell kiwi incorrectly.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:20 pm

It's only a matter of time before somebody engineers a kiwi fruit that hatches into a kiwi bird (but only in New Zealand).
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Post by vraiment » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:03 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
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It's only a matter of time before somebody engineers a kiwi fruit that hatches into a kiwi bird (but only in New Zealand).
That would be actually cool
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Post by sNOOTles » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:34 pm

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Post by vraiment » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:12 am

nope, but I hungry, can I come in?
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Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

Post by I_Am_The_900thASDFer » Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:50 pm

PLEASE MAKE ALiVE

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