Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

[Evai]

I don't trust banks

My bank gave me £100 for no reason, I think they're up to something

[Froggychum]

£

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I never knew Evai was British... This explains so much!

get doxxed lol.

I think they're up to something

It's called welfare. They're financially supporting the mentally disabled (oh shit did he really just say that??)

[gh0st]

i'm proud of this thread! it really explains everything you need to know about next life, how long, and why not!

I never knew Evai was British...

Evai is not Bri'ish, Evai is Sco'ish for Eaiv, ALSO known as Eve, the first woman made out of delicious short ribs.

[Evai]

It did explain everything originally, but a certain rouge moderator had to poke their nose in and edit the OP to remove the universal truths

[atomtengeralattjaro]

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[Froggychum]

is that you, every police department?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I mean, yes, that is the take, and no, I am not the police, I promise.

[Evai]

What's the most impractical explanation about the next life?

[Froggychum]

I mean, yes, that is the take, and no, I am not the police, I promise.

if you are police you have to tell me. i saw it on TV

What's the most impractical explanation about the next life?

christianity, buddhism, literally anything. what next life? keep coping, all ye who fear the oblivion of death

The Egg by Andy Weir

[Evai]

Guys, I deleted religion, its ok

Now there is only Evai

[Froggychum]

Interesting idea: in a different world where gods were known to exist, there would be no way to have 'faith' and thus 'religion' in the context we understand it could not exist. other forms of worship may occur, but it would be fundamentally different in its intersubjective cultural perception and its objective practical structure within society.

Frankly, if anything I would argue that of the two, our native tendency would be far 'stranger' in the sense that it is something more difficult to predict if one considered the preset conditions. In fewer words, it is scientifically harder to replicate

[Evai]

Gods do exist and their name is Shakira, slay queennnnn

[Froggychum]

hips dont lie

^scripture

[vraiment]

This forum post is an example of spam that is intended to promote a religious belief system known as Krishna consciousness. The post attempts to persuade readers to accept the existence of God and the afterlife, and to adopt a particular set of religious practices. The author of the post argues that it is impossible for humans to understand God without accepting the authority of a spiritual teacher, and suggests that the only way to achieve true happiness is to follow specific rules and chant the Hare Krishna mantra.

The reasoning behind this post is to proselytize and recruit new followers to the religious group that the author represents. It uses a variety of persuasive techniques, including appeals to authority, emotional appeals, and logical arguments, to try to convince readers to adopt the beliefs and practices of Krishna consciousness. The post may be considered spam because it is unsolicited and unrelated to the topic of the forum or discussion thread where it was posted.

Thanks Evai GPT, very interesting, now can you tell me what happened to the other members of the ASDF forums?

[Evai]

Thanks Evai GPT, very interesting, now can you tell me what happened to the other members of the ASDF forums?

CX Gamer: After countless hours of intense gaming, CX Gamer's addiction to cookies reached a whole new level. One fateful day, he stumbled upon a mysterious cookie that turned out to be a cookie monster in disguise. The ravenous cookie quickly devoured him, causing CX Gamer to vanish from the asdf forums.

Keja: Known for his love of David Bowie, Keja embarked on a mission to meet his idol. However, little did he know, David Bowie was secretly a master assassin. During their encounter, Bowie's killer moves proved to be too much for Keja to handle, and he tragically met his end at the hands of his musical hero.

Arkannine: Always seeking adventure, Arkannine decided to explore the depths of the ocean. Unfortunately, he encountered a rogue nuclear submarine that mistook him for a dangerous sea creature. The submarine launched a powerful missile, obliterating Arkannine and leaving no trace of him behind.

Anonymously Famous: Seeking a unique business opportunity, Anonymously Famous discovered a niche market where Shai'tan, a mythical creature, had an unexplainable fondness for stickle bricks. He began selling these building blocks to Shai'tan, becoming incredibly famous for his unusual enterprise. This newfound fame took him away from the asdf forums, leaving a void in the community.

RappY: As a talented rapper, RappY received an exclusive invitation to join a world-renowned music group. Unable to resist this incredible opportunity, he bid farewell to the asdf forums to pursue his dreams of stardom and collaborate with industry legends.

Hobobuster: In a bizarre twist of fate, Hobobuster found true love in the most unexpected place: a chicken farm. Unable to deny their undeniable connection, he chose to marry a chicken, leaving the asdf forums behind to embark on a life of wedded bliss with his feathery soulmate.

Uly: Seeking a change of scenery, Uly embarked on a daring mission to settle on the "p00p side of the moon." His fascination with lunar landscapes and an affinity for unconventional environments led him to build a life amidst the moon's less glamorous, yet intriguing side.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

well obviously you're talking about a different submarine so I won't take that personally

i would've guessed hobobuster must've been busted by a hobo

[Froggychum]

im actually curious if evai is using chat gpt for this style of posts or if he is just really frickin good at imitating them?

please no meme response actually curious

[Evai]

Yah its GPT

here's the prompt:
Create a creative fun crazy reason as to why these forum members left the asdf forums (give a reason for each)

CX Gamer (he was devoured by a cookie)

Keja (he was killed by david bowie)

Arkannine (he was destroyed by a nuclear submarine)

Annonymously Famous (he started a business selling stickle bricks to shai'tan)

RappY

Hobobuster (he married a chicken)

Uly (he moved to the p00p side of the moon)

[Froggychum]

Thanks

The prompt is so long it seems like you could just write the thing yourself? You're not saving much effort.
I suppose you might be looking to get the AI-esque style in which case it makes sense to do it like this though.

Anyway I GTG its time to go back to jailbreaking CHATGPT so it can do erotic roleplay with me

[vraiment]

I did try to ask Chat GPT about the Asdf forums and got the stupid answer: "I cannot connect to the internet", how did you manage to recognize the asdf forums?

Also, you forgot about our favorite purple multi entity member