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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 29, 2023 11:28 am

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Re: The Daily Thread

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped at sea?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:23 pm

I don't know. Maurice?
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Re: The Daily Thread

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:55 am

Ah, but of course! You apparently asked the question after it has been answered. I scoff at your temporal shenanigans!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:09 pm

if you cannot even comprehend reverse chronology you just don't have a high enough IQ to understand my humor SMH my head
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jul 04, 2023 10:34 am

My IQ is very low indeed, it is under sea level.

For instance I don't even understand why we answer doors when they haven't asked us anything?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:21 am

idk travel to the p00p side of the moon and dig in co-ordinates 1045-6035-2045 and you may find what you seek
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Jul 04, 2023 9:20 pm

all that and you cant even get a guarantee? unreal... seems like an AIRBNB scam... ill pass
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Tue Jul 04, 2023 10:29 pm

Airbnb, more like airbrb

As in brb right back, gonna stay in a real hotel
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Jul 05, 2023 2:13 am

BRB posting that line on 500 separate yelp accounts. time to be very funny and not annoying muahaha
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 05, 2023 3:42 pm

i have invented a new type of airbnb
it's called coldel
it's like a hotel but cold instead of hot


thank you, thank you
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:36 pm

the BNB in AirBNB stands for Bungeons and Bragons

also give me my axe back
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 06, 2023 2:03 pm

ok but only because you axed nicely
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Jul 06, 2023 11:43 pm

thpeech impedimentth are not okay to make fun of
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Fri Jul 07, 2023 8:28 am

Its not okay to make fun of anything, you're under a rest
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jul 08, 2023 2:07 am

fun is not allowed

you're going to super jail
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by gh0st » Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:41 pm

Evai wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 10:29 pm
Airbnb, more like airbrb

As in brb right back, gonna stay in a real hotel
that's actually a joke I wrote for my standup comedy set :mad2:

but now I'm gonna just keep it to myself
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Jul 09, 2023 1:22 am

too late, you said it so now its out there

out there that you lie about writing your own jokes. honestly unreal you would steal material from Evai to do your gig SMH my head
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Sun Jul 09, 2023 6:19 am

gh0st, more like m0st

as in m0st likely to not recieve a standing ovation for joke theft
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