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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by Ml08180 » Thu May 23, 2013 11:57 pm

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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by assdef » Fri May 24, 2013 2:25 am

To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? I see Esc, Ctrl, and PgUp. There doesn't seem to be any 'any' key!
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Post by Ml08180 » Fri May 24, 2013 2:42 am

I worked tech support lines briefly. When people said that (at least twice a week), I would tell them that the Windows logo (or Mac-spirally-thing) was also reffered to as an Any-key.

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat May 25, 2013 1:41 pm

i would think Enter is more generally perceived as the any key.
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Post by assdef » Mon May 27, 2013 5:17 am

When did "Return" become "Enter"? I missed that memo informing me the button would change.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon May 27, 2013 12:57 pm

carriage return? that wasn't a button, it was a big arm on the left side of the typewriter.
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by assdef » Thu May 30, 2013 8:11 pm

Electric typewriters had a return key. But bravo to you for being someone born in the 1990s who knows what a carriage return is! Or are you old man, too?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu May 30, 2013 9:13 pm

we've never had an electric typewriter, just one of these:
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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri May 31, 2013 3:37 am

goddamn old people trying to be hipster by liking old things
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:41 pm

In other news, badgers.
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Post by assdef » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:22 pm

That's amusing. A couple of weekends ago in San Francisco was an event called Bay to Breakers. You can read the history of the event for yourself to find out why, but among my favorite costumes was the guy dressed as a shepherd who was leading a bunch of women dressed as sheep and behind them were two guys dressed as wolves.

Either that one, or the group that had one person in a monkey costume leading several people dressed as bananas.
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Post by Ml08180 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:55 pm

I went to an event called OutRaleigh two months ago where I saw a group with Westboro Baptist-esque signs that said silly things like "God Hates Pimento Cheese Sandwiches" and "The Flying Spaghetti Monster Hates Ragu."

They were also passing out stickers with equally fun sayings and pictures, my favorite being one with Che Gueavera, but his face was replaced with Charles Darwin and it said "SCIENC TIME" underneath it.
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Thread wrote:I'm not dead yet!
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:34 am

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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by vraiment » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:18 am

Anonymously Famous wrote:
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by assdef » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:35 am

Let the record reflect this thread was dead for 37 days, and it was my post that killed it for that long.

There is no escaping the deadly anti-social conversation-killing abilities of assdef! muhuhhahahahahahaaaaa! :twisted:
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:44 am

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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by Suntro » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:33 am

Let me win guys. I got 12 kids to feed.

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Post by vraiment » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:16 am

Suntro wrote:Let me win guys. I got 12 kids to feed.
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by Ml08180 » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:15 am

assdef wrote:Let the record reflect this thread was dead for 37 days, and it was my post that killed it for that long.

There is no escaping the deadly anti-social conversation-killing abilities of assdef! muhuhhahahahahahaaaaa! :twisted:
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