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To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? I see Esc, Ctrl, and PgUp. There doesn't seem to be any 'any' key!
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I worked tech support lines briefly. When people said that (at least twice a week), I would tell them that the Windows logo (or Mac-spirally-thing) was also reffered to as an Any-key.
Worked all the time.
Worked all the time.
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When did "Return" become "Enter"? I missed that memo informing me the button would change.
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carriage return? that wasn't a button, it was a big arm on the left side of the typewriter.
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Electric typewriters had a return key. But bravo to you for being someone born in the 1990s who knows what a carriage return is! Or are you old man, too?
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we've never had an electric typewriter, just one of these:
almost, off by just a year. Just look at my forum profile, I was born in 1912.
assdef wrote:bravo to you for being someone born in the 1990s
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goddamn old people trying to be hipster by liking old things
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That's amusing. A couple of weekends ago in San Francisco was an event called Bay to Breakers. You can read the history of the event for yourself to find out why, but among my favorite costumes was the guy dressed as a shepherd who was leading a bunch of women dressed as sheep and behind them were two guys dressed as wolves.
Either that one, or the group that had one person in a monkey costume leading several people dressed as bananas.
Either that one, or the group that had one person in a monkey costume leading several people dressed as bananas.
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I went to an event called OutRaleigh two months ago where I saw a group with Westboro Baptist-esque signs that said silly things like "God Hates Pimento Cheese Sandwiches" and "The Flying Spaghetti Monster Hates Ragu."
They were also passing out stickers with equally fun sayings and pictures, my favorite being one with Che Gueavera, but his face was replaced with Charles Darwin and it said "SCIENC TIME" underneath it.
They were also passing out stickers with equally fun sayings and pictures, my favorite being one with Che Gueavera, but his face was replaced with Charles Darwin and it said "SCIENC TIME" underneath it.
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Thread wrote:I'm not dead yet!
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something something weighing ducks and coconuts.
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what if I shout you again?Anonymously Famous wrote:Thread wrote:I'm not dead yet!
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Let the record reflect this thread was dead for 37 days, and it was my post that killed it for that long.
There is no escaping the deadly anti-social conversation-killing abilities of assdef! muhuhhahahahahahaaaaa!
There is no escaping the deadly anti-social conversation-killing abilities of assdef! muhuhhahahahahahaaaaa!
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Let me win guys. I got 12 kids to feed.
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nope.aviSuntro wrote:Let me win guys. I got 12 kids to feed.
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Sorry assdef, I can't allow you to kill this thread. If you do, it means that the very fabric of the forum will decay, leading to an accidental spill of the jkl; Pixies that we keep locked up behind our posts."assdef wrote:Let the record reflect this thread was dead for 37 days, and it was my post that killed it for that long.
There is no escaping the deadly anti-social conversation-killing abilities of assdef! muhuhhahahahahahaaaaa!
It's a little known fact but every post actually keeps the forces of jkl; locked up even tighter, and if we allow a thread like this one to die, it could mean the total destruction of society and the cancellation of the Puppies 2014 Calendar release in September.