ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by qwertzuiop » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:05 am

I need some help.. A good friend of mine is acting like a real asshole, and I don't know what to do about him.. :(
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by lil timmy » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:43 pm

Kick him in the face.

Maybe he's gay?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Reathos » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:21 pm

You can tell if he is gay if he tries to have sex with you.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by qwertzuiop » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:35 am

lil timmy, that won't work: me < him :(

no, he isn't gay (i think his girlfriend might notice that)
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by keja » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:47 am

deck him.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Reathos » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:56 pm

Tell him he's being an asshole while you share a joint with him.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:36 pm

qwertzuiop wrote:I need some help.. A good friend of mine is acting like a real asshole, and I don't know what to do about him.. :(
Tell him to stop being such an asshole, and try and sort things out.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by lil timmy » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:57 am

qwertzuiop wrote:lil timmy, that won't work: me < him :(

no, he isn't gay (i think his girlfriend might notice that)
You're gay?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by qwertzuiop » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:31 am

Reathos wrote:Tell him he's being an asshole while you share a joint with him.
he stopped smoking pot about 5 months ago :(
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qwertzuiop wrote:I need some help.. A good friend of mine is acting like a real asshole, and I don't know what to do about him.. :(
Tell him to stop being such an asshole, and try and sort things out.
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qwertzuiop wrote:lil timmy, that won't work: me < him :(

no, he isn't gay (i think his girlfriend might notice that)
You're gay?
no (I think I might notice that)
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by keja » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:21 am

Elton John didn't until after he was married.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by qwertzuiop » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:24 am

I believe I would have noticed if I were Elton John, no?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by keja » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:43 pm

Obviously not, I just told you that Elton John didn't.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Reathos » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:38 am

Most people aren't gay until they have gay sex.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:20 am

Reathos wrote:Most people aren't gay until they have gay sex.
And you know this how....?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Reathos » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:10 pm

just speculation
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:19 pm

I see...
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by keja » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:21 am

Reathos wrote:Most people aren't gay until they have gay sex.
And most riders aren't Jockeys before they win a race? Most children aren't boys until they pee standing up? Most cars aren't driven until they reach their destination?

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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:11 am

OWNED!!!
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by qwertzuiop » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:25 am

I'd say not <OWNED!!!> but <ub3r 1337 pwnage>
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Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:10 pm

Ewww... Don't you dare use leet speak please....
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