=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[assdef]

*slices two pieces of cake*

Jeez...I didn't realize there'd be so much demand for cake!

Anyone else? Cake or death?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

if death is cheaper, you might be able to sell some.

[Greyson]

I'll take some death then...

[assdef]

I'll take some death then...

*kills Greyson*

Thank you, come again!

Next in line: cake or death?

[Anonymously Famous]

What flavors do you have?

[assdef]

Death? It tastes like dead, I guess.

Oh! You mean flavors of cake! We have cake flavor.

Now please step out of the queue while you decide and let someone else make a purchase.

Next! Cake or death?

[Anonymously Famous]

I'll have some cake, please.

[assdef]

*slice* here you go!

Hmm. Looks like we're out of cake.

Or death, anyone?

[Anonymously Famous]

I'll have some or.

[TheDudeManJohn]

death to the cake!!!!!.......worked so hard to make it and then slaughtered it with a knife

[Anonymously Famous]

Sad, but delicious!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i wanted to link a picture of a cake that was made on top of a balloon, but i couldn't find it.
it was on 9gag.
point is, it looks like a cake, but once you cut it, BOOM the entire room will look like a cake.

[Anonymously Famous]

That would be amazing.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7

[assdef]

7

Six is afraid.

And why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I posted a scary number then!

[Anonymously Famous]

If you count backwards, then 9 8 7.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

and if you just type two random numbers on either side of number eight, 54 8 3.

[Anonymously Famous]

You would have to include the condition that neither of the numbers can be 8.

[assdef]

But what if 8 8 8?