Let this thread die!

[Johnathan Wrest]

You can't. I swallowed it.

Unless you want to reach into the mouth of a frog (which is gross) then it is mine forever!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Down the throat I go then.

[Froggychum]

Too late. I have already digested it. Now it has transformed into a 600-500 BC Etruscan ceramic boar vessel.

The only way to revert this change is to slay the dragon with the holy sword.

[Evai]

Twitter is dead, everyone now move to asdf forums to chat

(we can make this happen)

[Froggychum]

good idea

but we need to advertise

any ideas?

[Evai]

We just need a viral tweet

[Froggychum]

lets post something racist on twitter. that normally works

[Evai]

jkl;ers smell like pee

[Froggychum]

do you mean 'p'?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

p is close to jkl; therefore this theory checks out

[Froggychum]

the keyboard never lies

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Rudolph the robot reindeer
had an LED in his nose
and if he turned it on
you would really see it glows

He would hack into your smart home
cancel your fridge subscription
and order a bunch of crap
through your digital assistant

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
“Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

Then Rudolph said "Recalculating..."
And Santa ended up in the sea,
for you should never follow
your GPS uncritically

[Froggychum]

high effort decemberposting

[gh0st]

i p[romise] to honor the four fathers, the holy frog and the mermaid. they bring good tidings!
praise thee, turkey man and earn thy feast, for shalt thou flourish in the land, thou will surely find the word of the lamb of the god of the soup

[Froggychum]

r'amen, brother

[atomtengeralattjaro]

i like ghost

[Evai]

i like ghost

They made metal music more accessible to the masses, but I've never really gotten into them myself. Any album/song recommendation?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

oh, never heard of the band.
and the first result on youtube was a justin bieber song...

[Evai]

You say justin beiber, I say asdf
You say ariana grande, I say book of asdf
you say taylor swift, I say cx gamer
You say kanye west, I say shai'tan

#wronggeneration

[Froggychum]

You say kanye west, I say shai'tan

i think he goes by 'ye' now (idk y)... tho i just call him blitler
hes also running for president lmao. gl idiot

#wronggeneration

any wench born after 1438 cannot subsistence farm...all they know is local tavern, stare at thy sun dial, show thy ankle, prima nocta, consume spice, and UTTER FALSEHOODS

#wronggeneration

[atomtengeralattjaro]

#wronggeneration

any wench born after 1438 cannot subsistence farm...all they know is local tavern, stare at thy sun dial, show thy ankle, prima nocta, consume spice, and UTTER FALSEHOODS

#wronggeneration

Anyone born after 10–43 seconds after the big bang has it easy with their fancy "fundamental particles", swimming in their luxurious pool of quark-gluon plasma...