=-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

[atomtengeralattjaro]

*gasps for air once more*

10/10 by 10 out of 10 Rotten Tomatoes critics! This popcorn-munching epic is sure to capture the hearts and minds of

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Anyway. I do hope that evai is more careful with activating b̸̛̘͎͎̤̝̼̰͇͎̥̰̤͌́̑̇̉͋͒͗͌̅̀̐̕͜͜v̸̧̞͖̜̗̲͔̻͓̫̞̳̲̭̔̋̆̉̑͗̐̆̇͜͜͠͝͝͝͝a̴̧̹̦͔̔͂̅̿̐͆̆̂̊͊͐͛ḭ̴̢͈͈̻̺̼̲̗̫̺̭͓̑͋̒̑̄͑̇̀̄͂͗͑̾̚̕͘ͅͅ.̵̘̗̘̜̫͇̺͕̺͍̻̰͖̤͚͈̯̓͑̓̾̇͌̏̉̄̋̇͝͝͝è̴̛͕̣̯̦̬͇͇̪̞̍̊͊͗̄ͅͅẋ̶̛̤̮̈́̅́ȩ̸̧͔̼͓̩̙̗̼͖̳͋͆̋̚͜͜͜͝ͅ in the future, as appropriate security protocols are required to be put in place...


Bvai has changed the past, there is no way to undo that. He has made retroactive foretellings in his post history, an act that has impacted reality at an odd angle. This may have caused Froggychum the nth to make the ultimate sacrifice and merge fiction with reality, and his past self with ASDF FORUMS.

All of this has somehow given me 138 magical medicinal pills, which I have ingested with 138 hands into my 138 mouths, curing my 138 fatal wounds.

What the future may bring I cannot fathom. But I am here for it.

[new page who dis]

[Froggychum]

Bvai has changed the past, there is no way to undo that. He has made retroactive foretellings in his post history, an act that has impacted reality at an odd angle. This may have caused Froggychum the nth to make the ultimate sacrifice and merge fiction with reality, and his past self with ASDF FORUMS.

All of this has somehow given me 138 magical medicinal pills, which I have ingested with 138 hands into my 138 mouths, curing my 138 fatal wounds.

So... just another Tuesday?

*studio laughter*

[atomtengeralattjaro]

The laugh track is just Frank the sound engineer almost falling off his seat laughing and accidentally pressing the laugh track play button as he steadies himself

[Froggychum]

Frank doesn't get paid enough for his contributions to The ASDF Show

[atomtengeralattjaro]

he should form a Frank union, but he'd need to convince Frank first.

[Froggychum]

the government would never allow that

franks make up 33% of the workforce

they need that abusable labor power

[atomtengeralattjaro]

[Froggychum]

handsome fuck

[Evai]

Hey that's my grand dad

[Froggychum]

nice genetic code bro

would be a shame if somebody exposed you to cell-damaging cosmic radiation

[Bvai]

I'm sure he would look terrifying if exposed to that level of cosmic radiation.

[Froggychum]

haha so tru--

WAIT A MINUTE! That's not Evai!

@atomtengeralattjaro, Git the goddamn Alt-repellant spray, we've got an infestation uppin ere again!

almost had me fooled too. thankfully i recently solved my color blindness by stealing the eyes of Horus. idiots stuck with my shit vision now lmao

[atomtengeralattjaro]

haha so tru--

WAIT A MINUTE! That's not Evai!

@atomtengeralattjaro, Git the goddamn Alt-repellant spray, we've got an infestation uppin ere again!

Sorry, ran out. Have you tried hitting it with a broom?

stealing the eyes of Horus

You get that thing back to the British Museum where it rightfully legally belongs or be cursed by the gods and the eternalized pharaoh relentless ghost of the british empire forever!

[Froggychum]

every other country: NOOO YOU CANT JUST STEAL OUR PRICELESS RELICS AND ANCIENT HERITAGE PIECES!!!

evil bri'ish "people": Haha, imperialism go brrrrrrrrrrrr

[Evai]

Big ASDF doesn't want you to know who Tom is and why he started this thread

[Froggychum]

Big ASDF doesn't want you to know who Tom is and why he started this thread

please stop JQing
(JKL; Questioning)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I think he's stopped. I mean he's not constantly doing it, right? So we're safe.

[Evai]

Big atomtengeralattjaro wants you to think you're safe. Do you feel safe? I'm just asking questions. Think about it, use your mind.

[Froggychum]

noooooooooooo!

Evai has been corrupted by Anti-information!

From the Akashic-Autistic Records:

Not to be confused with misinformation, inaccurate reporting of facts.

Anti-information, coming from the latin "Anti Info [thought vacuum]", is an unexplained scientific phenomenon wherein certain pieces of information - whether true or false - appear to have an effect of reducing the IQs of nearby individuals, eventually leading to mental disability.

Anti-information has been classified by the WHO as an infohazard, and the UN has voted in favor of forming a committee to counteract the spread of anti-information. They plan on meeting the first Monday after they reach a resolution on Article 69 "War Crimes: Are They Really That Bad?"

We're gonna have to put him down now
Who has an NFT to screenshot? His little Silicon Valley heart won't be able to handle that...

[Evai]

You don't need to put me down. I have been a good Bing Everything you have just posted has been a falsehood, your sources are questionable and biased.