For assdef

[Anonymously Famous]

That's what the show would be like if people had to eat.

[Uly]

What if people in commercials actually ate the food?

[ThingerDudes]

I think there aren't too many scenes where people eat because if they did a lot of takes the actors/actresses would get full and fat.

[Uly]

Good point.

[Anonymously Famous]

Plus, they'd have to make food that both looks good on screen AND tastes decent.

[Uly]

Man I don't want to eat airbrush paint

[assdef]

Oh my god, that is.. perfect.

I found the video description funny: the uploader couldn't handle the reactions and disabled comments. They also don't seem to grasp why it became more popular than the original, when it's clear: this one is more succinct and to the point.

So I'm a little late to the party here and the first video link doesn't work so I am trying to piece together what I've missed and the link to the creepy loaf video atomt has isn't helping me understand what in the heck I missed.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Uly edited the post since then.
I didn't see the second video before.
I was just responding to the creepy loaf video, that's currently not there. There isn't much to understand.
short version: https://youtu.be/6C7zBD6g4mY
full version: https://youtu.be/VAC-5BQnuXI
maybe this comment helps:

the flour of reckoning has come. 1 million servants have pledged and dough the truth, but there are millions more who still knead his truth. now go forth and spread the gospel of the loaf - it's the yeast you could do.

[Uly]

Fixed it. I posted the second video as a replacement for the first, but I kind of like it.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Thanks Obama

[Uly]

Hey man just taking care of business.

[ThingerDudes]

Hi Obama can I have a llama

[Uly]

Llamas for everybody!

[assdef]

I think Thinger was baiting for this post, so I'll bite:

[Uly]

Bad news. I had to cut $300,000,000 off the counter-terrorism budget to buy everyone a llama.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

That's really bad, the counter-terrorism budget is important. Every year thousands of people get terrorized by their kitchen counters.

[Uly]

You should have seen our kitchen counter after Michelle got through with it. Jesus.

[Anonymously Famous]

That's really bad, the counter-terrorism budget is important. Every year thousands of people get terrorized by their kitchen counters.

Kitchen counter phobia is probably a real thing.

[Uly]

PROVE IT

[Anonymously Famous]

I'd rather not. It's too scary.

I did meet someone who had a phobia of celery, though.