Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
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But are there any things that are so good they're bad?
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Probably.
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I guess things like cancer is so good at messing things up that they're bad for us.
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nah but that doesn't make it good, just because it's good at being bad.
I was thinking the Sun is pretty good for us, but it's also kinda too hot and too bright if you look closely (don't).
I was thinking the Sun is pretty good for us, but it's also kinda too hot and too bright if you look closely (don't).
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This was told to me as a true story.
This older gentleman was asked what the secret was to living a long life.
He said that you just need to make sure you get up every morning.
When he was asked how you make sure you get up every morning, he said that you need to make sure to drink plenty of water before going to bed.
This older gentleman was asked what the secret was to living a long life.
He said that you just need to make sure you get up every morning.
When he was asked how you make sure you get up every morning, he said that you need to make sure to drink plenty of water before going to bed.
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that sounds like a good idea, but how does it help you if you are stabbed to death
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if you drank all your water you would have more blood and that wouldn't be a problem
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the stabby holes relieve pressure built up in your body from the stresses of modern society
...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...
...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...
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Yeah it does.ThingerDudes wrote:the stabby holes relieve pressure built up in your body from the stresses of modern society
...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...
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I think I should sell my vacuum cleaner. All it does is collect dust.
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It actually creates a difference in air pressure so that things are pushed in from the outside.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Time for another stolen joke!
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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My mother-in-law taught my daughter a joke over the weekend.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody!
Nobody who?
...
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody!
Nobody who?
...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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assdef wrote:What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
What's the approximate internal temperature of a tauntaun?
Luke warm.
Luke warm.