I like it.assdef wrote:Why do they call it hypertext?
Too much Java.
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hypertext usually doesn't have java in it (except for maybe JSP, where java code is embedded in the html, but that's only on the server side, when the hypertext gets processed by the web browser, it's all html).
you mean javascript, which was named for some obscure reason, and has nothing to do with java.
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hypertext usually doesn't have java in it (except for maybe JSP, where java code is embedded in the html, but that's only on the server side, when the hypertext gets processed by the web browser, it's all html).
you mean javascript, which was named for some obscure reason, and has nothing to do with java.
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Java->Technology that sucksatomtengeralattjaro wrote:[smartass mode]
hypertext usually doesn't have java in it (except for maybe JSP, where java code is embedded in the html, but that's only on the server side, when the hypertext gets processed by the web browser, it's all html).
you mean javascript, which was named for some obscure reason, and has nothing to do with java.
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Doesn't have to be accurate to be funny.
Fact: We owe Javascript to Netscape.
Fact: We owe Javascript to Netscape.
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one of the number one less standardized technologies that give headaches to everyone, buck you Netscape!
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It's still widely used and the most standardized client-side scripting language in web applications.
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I'm all for web standards, but I think javascript is a horrible language.
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...Yeah, it kind of is. If it were easier to debug, it might be better...
Anyway, jokes.
I got nothing.
Anyway, jokes.
I got nothing.
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How many posts does it take to turn the Jokes thread into the Programming thread?
7.
7.
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I think is the fact that I'm in the thread and not the count of posts.
But IC wat u did dere
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
where's my tractor?
where's my tractor?
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that ducking piece of c®ap got lost again!!!!!!!!
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if you don't treat your tractor well, one night it'll wander off and never come back again!
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Is your refrigerator running?
You might want to catch it.
You might want to catch it.
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I laughed. My wife said "Ugh."
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I know, right? some people don't appreciate puns. They think "pun" is short for punishment.
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Punishment, huh? I'll have to tell my wife that one. I think she'll appreciate it.
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