What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

[Uly]

ITS A SABOTAGE! Oh yeah, I forgot about my dog.

[Kellizaber]

What about your dog

[Uly]

My dog is the definition of OG.
He doesn't give a single fuck.
EVER. Well, he did hump a LOT of things before we neutered him.
If you get near him, he will fuck you up. No joke. He always bites my grandfather's dog when ever he touches his tennis ball.
He runs around in the middle of the goddam street. He's crazy.
He looks a little like this:

[Kellizaber]

Look at his cute little lion scruff! What's his name?

I'm pretty sure it is illegal to let your dog run around in the middle of the street.

[Uly]

His name is Jerry, after Jerry Garcia. I tell you, my dog is an escape artist. Nothing works. But there are never any cars in the street, so he's good.

[Kellizaber]

I think that's the most illegal thing he does! Does he respond to "Killer"?

[Uly]

He answers to no man.

[MTG09]

he needs a girlfriend

[Uly]

He's neutered

[MTG09]

He doesn't need a mate. Just a partner

[Uly]

Maybe. He's quite a lot to handle himself. I'll see.

[Anonymously Famous]

Look at his cute little lion scruff! What's his name?

I'm pretty sure it is illegal to let your dog run around in the middle of the street.

Where I live, it is. People will sometimes complain on our neighborhood Facebook group (because of course we have one) about dogs running around in the street, and almost hitting them because they run in front of cars, etc. After a few comments of people not caring or thinking it's fine, I looked up the city ordinances. Dogs at large (An animal at large is defined as an unrestrained domesticated animal outside of its owners' property) are specifically mentioned to be unlawful.

I kept the information to myself, to avoid Facebook drama, but if I ever find the need to complain about it, I at least know that I have a legal basis for my complaint.

[Uly]

At least it's not tumblr drama

[Anonymously Famous]

I don't have a tumblr account. I've heard the drama can get pretty bad, though.

[ThingerDudes]

Of all the social media dramas, I find twitter beefs to be the most entertaining.

[Uly]

Reddit is the only social media I can think of without many flame wars

[Anonymously Famous]

That seems odd to me. Reddit is a pretty open forum, right? I'd expect to see quite a few flames.

[Uly]

They're just a bunch of jokers

[Anonymously Famous]

It seems like they're pretty easy going, from what little I've seen.

[ThingerDudes]

it gets pretty dumb and flamey on some subreddits. The trick is to sort by controversial.