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Re: I have to scream but I have stitched my mouth

Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:59 pm

O_O

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Post by vraiment » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:01 pm

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:23 pm

Spanish is considered by some experts to be the closest living language to ancient Latin.
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Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:35 pm

how do we judge language quality?

if it's by speaking population, than that is chinese, or english, or spanish. but chinese is higher, so it wins

if it's something else please do tell...
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Post by vraiment » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:39 pm

Froggychum wrote:how do we judge language quality?

if it's by speaking population, than that is chinese, or english, or spanish. but chinese is higher, so it wins

if it's something else please do tell...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:43 pm

Froggychum wrote:how do we judge language quality?
Very subjectively.
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Re: I have to scream but I have stitched my mouth

Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:17 pm

that was a perfect reply, Atom.

Well subjectively speaking....

english is the best language

because...
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if you don't speak it exclusively you deserve to die
yeah that is 100% subjectively logical
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Re: I have to scream but I have stitched my mouth

Post by cyan » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:51 am

no imperialism allowed unless it’s in the name of asdf, in which case we would speak the language of asdf.

as the old saying goes:
fsadas das sdafs sa das fasd afs das fasda asf das dasf
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:37 am

cyan wrote:as the old saying goes:
fsadas das sdafs sa das fasd afs das fasda asf das dasf
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"Dads add sass fads, as sad as ass."
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Post by Froggychum » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:00 pm

somebody please write an actual asdfian language!
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:53 pm

As someone who has studied translation theory and practice... I'm still not qualified to create a language. I'd need in-depth linguistics know-how for that.
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:29 pm

aw, fair enough. I might give it a try at somepoint
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:13 pm

I mean, creating a code that's linked strongly to an existing language might be doable...
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:56 pm

definitely! might be a bit tedious tho
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Post by vraiment » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:07 pm

Anonymously Famous wrote:I mean, creating a code that's linked strongly to an existing language might be doable...
I enjoyed my finite automaton and compiler classes, I can help :D

But maybe what we end up with may be more an imperative language than something useful to communicate with others
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:13 pm

i still think it would be funny to troll newbies by talking in something they don't understand until they read the thread EXDEE
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:39 pm

vraiment wrote:
Anonymously Famous wrote:I mean, creating a code that's linked strongly to an existing language might be doable...
I enjoyed my finite automaton and compiler classes, I can help :D

But maybe what we end up with may be more an imperative language than something useful to communicate with others
This reminds me of an Unbeatable Squirrel Girl comic. Doctor Doom had created an assembly language to control his Doombots. The syntax consisted of variants of the word "Doom"
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vraiment wrote:
Anonymously Famous wrote:I mean, creating a code that's linked strongly to an existing language might be doable...
I enjoyed my finite automaton and compiler classes, I can help :D

But maybe what we end up with may be more an imperative language than something useful to communicate with others
This reminds me of an Unbeatable Squirrel Girl comic. Doctor Doom had created an assembly language to control his Doombots. The syntax consisted of variants of the word "Doom"
lol, that sounds very comic villian-like
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Here's a link, because the image I found was too big. LINK
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:02 pm

i prefer the movies, they take themselves a bit more seriously
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