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[ForrestKeys]

So how do pretty girls get your attention?

[ThingerDudes]

by not grabbing it. they hold it gently.

[ForrestKeys]

What about grabbing it gently?

[lil timmy]

What about if they took their clothes off?

[ForrestKeys]

What about if they took their clothes off?

and grabbed it hard?

[ThingerDudes]

I'd stare at them sensually. and do one of two things, depending on several factors (e.g. amount of STD's, how pretty she is, etc):
1) go away and eat cookies
2) [censor][censor][censor][censor][censor][censor][censor][censor][censor]

[ForrestKeys]

What if you didn't have access to another place or there were no more cookies in the world? and [censor] could put you in jail?

[ThingerDudes]

I don't see how playing StarCraft with them could put me in jail.

[Ml08180]

hmm, now let's think of what would happen if [censored] didn't get you in trouble and you [censored] again

[ForrestKeys]

By harassing them through StarCraft.

[ThingerDudes]

you're right. tank cheezing is a serious crime.

[Ml08180]

thinger you should know better

[ThingerDudes]

but it's such an easy win!

[Ml08180]

you're right, would you like a french fry for your intellegentness?

[ForrestKeys]

Cookies. Give him cookies.

[Ml08180]

*gives him cookies*

[ForrestKeys]

And milk. Never forget the milk.

[Ml08180]

*gives chocolate milk*

[keja]

Make sure they aren't chocolate chip cookies or the milk will taste bad in comparrison.

[Ml08180]

*checks*

they aren't!