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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by TheCakeIsADerp » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:47 pm

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:22 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:so the government tax refund money came today. now I can pay my bills and not be completely broke :D
Our refund money went into buying something that we've kind of needed for a while but had been putting off. It's always nice to get that refund.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Arkannine » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:51 am

Why does the government ask for your money and then gives it back?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Flying Sheep » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:22 am

Because it's taking your money some other way, and by refunding you with something, you stay happy, and then you get to pay the government off in other ways. It's all really just a conspiracy.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Arkannine » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:19 pm

So basically it pays you $10 so you can pay it $200? Sounds like a good deal.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:42 pm

You have taxes taken out of your paycheck throughout the year based on what you earn and based on an estimate of your tax-deductible items (donations, some expenses, etc.). Then, when tax season comes around, you calculate how much of a tax deduction you really have, and for a lot of people it's more than the estimate, so the government refunds the difference.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:24 pm

I actually have too little income to be taxed. plus I'm a student so there's more things I get deducted for. so I do a little bit of paperwork and I get $300 :D
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:50 pm

i work nearly nothing and i study and i get a bunch of money.
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:20 pm

Unfortunately, there were no stipends in my line of study.

I did get my first full full-time paycheck today, though. :) The last one had some remnants of when I worked part-time as an intern. I'm going to go celebrate tonight.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Flying Sheep » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:21 pm

I still haven't managed to get myself a job. :(
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Reathos » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:50 am

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:10 am

How related. :|
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:34 am

Today I decided to throw some kind of chicken related device at a wall, told the future of four different people, sold some buckets, and sung the Walrus Song.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:35 am

uh huh...and how does that make you feel?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:50 am

Today I helped my cousin's wife with a couple of math problems, including this one:
x - √x - 2 = 0

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:47 am

today i took an exam, failing which would cause me to spend a plus semester at the university after next year. I don't know the result yet.. :|
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Shai'tan » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:04 am

Today I had my last exam. It was the oral exam and it was physics. I got 4 (on a scale of 1 through 6 where 6 is top grade).
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Xequos » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:45 pm

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Arkannine » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:55 pm

Today I took a techincal drawing exam. I got 7.5 out of 10, and all because the exam only had 4 questions and in the last one I did everything right except for my compass being a tiny bit to the left of the crossing of some lines...
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:03 pm

Tests with only a few questions kind of bug me, because each question is worth a lot of points and one tiny mistake can really cost you.
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