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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:21 pm

Sorry. It should work now.
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Post by assdef » Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:24 am

Remember when Gary Coleman died a couple of years ago? Apparently he died of several brain aneurisms. I guess you could call that Diff'rent Strokes.
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:06 pm

It was a brain injury, but it was from falling down the stairs, not a stroke.

Did I just kill the joke thread?
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Post by assdef » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:59 pm

My impression of AF telling a joke:

[serious monotone voice] "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was impeding the chicken's ability to traverse the rest of its journey. Thank you and good night." [/serious monotone voice]
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:39 pm

That's not too far from the truth, actually.

Only funnier.
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Post by Dreams » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:00 am

Here's my joke:
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Post by assdef » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:04 am

Hmmm.

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:15 am

:lol:
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:29 am

So, one time there was a guy who did a thing, and then it turned out horribly wrong. And it was funny.

The end.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:08 am

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:31 pm

Anonymously Famous wrote:So, one time there was a guy who did a thing, and then it turned out horribly wrong. And it was funny.

The end.
That's a good movie script.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Dreams » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:11 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Anonymously Famous wrote:So, one time there was a guy who did a thing, and then it turned out horribly wrong. And it was funny.

The end.
That's a good movie script.
Still better than twilight.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:49 am

Why you hatin' on Twilight, son?
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Post by vraiment » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:51 am

assdef wrote:Why you hatin' on Twilight, son?
the correct question is: why you ain't hatin' on Twilight, assdef?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:53 am

It wasn't that bad of a movie. Granted, I didn't see any of the sequels, but still.
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Post by vraiment » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:56 am

assdef wrote:It wasn't that bad of a movie. Granted, I didn't see any of the sequels, but still.
its classified as 'emotional porn', there are so many things wrong about those two words being together that way that I'll let you fill the list
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:57 pm

assdef wrote:It wasn't that bad of a movie.
If you're looking for a laugh.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:31 am

For the past two years I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.

But no one will do it.

BA-ZINGA!
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:35 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:50 am

That same ex-girlfriend also owned a parakeet. My god that thing would never shut the fuck up. But the bird was cool.
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