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[Froggychum]

have we?

[Anonymously Famous]

It seems like it.

[Froggychum]

lol okay.

So, this thread, pretty cool if i say so myself.

Now: pls make frog jokes, or i will CROAK

[Anonymously Famous]

What did one frog say to another when he wanted him to hurry up?

Hop to it!

[Froggychum]

Thanks Anon, your my favorite <3

[Anonymously Famous]

You know how it's popular to hear crickets as a sign that a joke doesn't go over well? That doesn't happen with frog jokes. Know why?

It's either because all frog jokes are awesome or because the frogs ate all of the crickets.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

*tumbleweed rolls by*

[Froggychum]

Frogs dont live in the desert Atom, invalid post~!

[Anonymously Famous]

Actually...

(I didn't actually know this until just now. I just Googled "desert frog" to see if something would come up.)

Still, I don't think they get tumbleweeds there, so the logic is still less than valid.

[Froggychum]

yay i win

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Well I'll be damned.
Still, I could've brought my own tumbleweed!

[Froggychum]

lets just stay friends and drop this silly thing~~

[assdef]

NO

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I understand that is a quote from asdfmovie10 but I don't see it working in this context

[Froggychum]

me neither.

Atom, we're good?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

were we ever bad?

[Froggychum]

Not much, just being clear.

So... anyone wanna talk about something their passionate about? (all my passionate topics are way to radical, probably enough to get a severe warning.)

[Froggychum]

double post because you'll see:
the bee movie but every time they say anyhting ther than the word "bee" trumps inaguration plays backwards 69 times to the tune of allstar but earrape every syalble
is the first episode of spongebpb except every time patrick sayss something reatarded a dead meme plays in 300x slowmotion every second second is replaced with
explosions getting hit by a car falling off a building getting eaten by a dinosaur and everytime the dinosaur takes a bite a thicc anime scene plays ten times except
every time a woman speaks the russian anthem plays in midi black 666 times every note is folowed by pingu going noot noot folowed by every tide ad played backwards
to the tune of rickrolls slow down to meet the audio lenght but everytime rick astely finished a wrod the entire pokemon sereis plays everytime ash is a pussy
jake paul team 10 plays twice for each dislike on that video fat people take a shit to the tune of dubstep music chosen at random from youtube except every base drop
is replaced with the twilight saga corrupted by computer viruses every time someone takes a breath there is a jumpscare and every fourth jumpscare is followed by
the entire bible read by siri at the lowest speed audible but every time the bible says "god" every justin beiber song plays followed by every taylor swift song
followed by every katy perry song followed by four hundred hours of children screaming and hitting their parents but every time you cringe a condom commercial plays
but every time they say "condom" every death scene from every movie plays except every scream is replaced with every podcast ever made but every time someone speaks
its followed by my little pony without the ponies but everytime there is the color pink in frame its a kitten playing with a dog but every time the cat meows
a 1000 degrees glowing hot knifecuts something but every fifth time its every disney movie instead but every time there is a black person ther is 1 hour of epic fails
but every time sombody gets hit in the nuts yee plays five thousand times in grayscale expept every time the dinosaur appears male siri reads out every post on
r/ dankmems and every time a swear is read its jarjar binks but everyitime his voice cracks in nyan cat for 48 hours every time its "nyan" bo burnhams and bill wurtz
youtube videos are shown 420 times each but every time theres a joke or a jingle shrek plays wehemver domnkeys is on screen its toy story 777 times but every word
is replaced with the roblox death sound and every 69th word is relpalced with 5 houts of roblox gameplay but every frame there is a facecam gangnam style plays
but every time they say "gangnam" what the fox says plays whenver they say "fox" its every bbc documentsary ever but every animal is replaced with scales of the
universe 2 in 60x slow motion but every time there is a number on screen the whole thing repeats 999999999 times in 99x slowmotion bit at the end of each second is
repalced with every episode of peppa pig and each time there is purple its 3 hours of pepe but evry time its green its an hour of pornogrpahy but every thrust is
replaced with star wars clone wars and moveis but ervy time theres a jedi 666 hours of minecraft footage for each ingame dimension plays thrice but ebery dirt block
is replaced with arhturs fist and every time theres a creeper it is adventure time backwards and every time there is wqhite its steven universe bckwards each time
white appears is rickannmroty backwards and wvery time white appeaers its simpsons backwards each time white appears its futurama backwards replaved by judge judy
for each second of bender every time judge judty speaks gordon ramsy insults someone and each time he prounounces H iuts "oh yeah mr krabs" and each second time is
earrape but every 0.5 second is replaced with atoilets flushinf for 13 hours but every seventh flush is replaced with "a potato flew around my room" and every frame
there is a potato on screen every zach king vine plays every time a card is in frame its 500 hours of vines all earrape grayscale but every time there is a black guy
1000 hours of stock foootgae pays but ever a time person or a car is pn screeen its 5 hours of satisfying stuff but every time there is the color besides yellow
a fidget spinner spinning and every 5th sec is 1 houor of bottle filpping but every capflip is duedd perfect whole channel looped thrice but every time they yell
its every magic the gathering card read out by siri every constinent is replaced with every yugioh card read out by siri and each vowel is pkmn tcg read out by siri
and whenever siri misreads soemetgin its every characrer ib reddit for an hour each but every time its letter P siri reads wikipedia in evry language 50 times but
ervy time its dutch its "work work work" for 4884884 days but every sylabble is the matrix and every sylabkle is human centipede whenever there is something gross
ryan reanolds is shirtless for a hour and ervy frame his nipples on screen its every award ceremony looped twice but every time someone doestn deserve the awward
its dora the exlporer frsanhise but every second boots is on screen its evrye marvel comic ever printed having tjeir names read out twicr by the voice of ridddle
nd every half seconf is replaved with every pewdiepie ever whenever he swears its south park looped twice in lowrez but whenver kenny dies its an offensive meme
and whenver it says autism or autistic is every vsauce video but every time they say something sciencey its every internet clip featuring bikll nye but every time
he speaks its every victorias secret commercial every bra is replaced with bob the bukldiers head growing fast
this is all done 100 times per pixel per frame on the longest video on youtube

[assdef]

I understand that is a quote from asdfmovie10 but I don't see it working in this context

NO

[atomtengeralattjaro]

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