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Pronouns: Well it shouldn't really be that complicated if you go over my post history but then... why are you searching through my post history? Don't you think you are over complicating something as simple as just referring to me? Why are you like this? Is it just out of boredom? Does your religion require it? You could just assume them and skip all this paragraph, don't worry an eldritch horror won't appear out of nowhere to eat you (or me for that matter) if you get this wrong, the worst that can happen is I ignore you and even in that case you can try again! There shouldn't be that many options anyway so if you get it wrong the first time try again and again. Bottom line is: you just lost a bunch of time reading this paragraph for something as trivial as figuring out how to refer to me when you could just have deduced it which should make you think your life choices so far.

Re: Hold your breath...

Post by vraiment » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:46 pm

assdef wrote:Um, no you didn't.

asdfkumquat is not a girl.

There are no girls on the InterWeb, duh.
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Re: Hold your breath...

Post by keja » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:46 am

assdef wrote: There are no girls on the InterWeb, duh.
But this wasn't on the InterWeb, genius :roll:
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Re: Hold your breath...

Post by assdef » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:25 am

Uh, asdfkumquat is on the InterWeb, doofus. :roll:
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Post by keja » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:19 am

You can't prove that
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Post by vraiment » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:41 am

You are trapped in your own words assdef
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:16 pm

w0w wh3n d1d y0u 4ll b3c0m3 l4wy3rz??
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Re: Hold your breath...

Post by assdef » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:24 pm

keja wrote:You can't prove that
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Re: Hold your breath...

Post by vraiment » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:21 pm

assdef wrote:
keja wrote:You can't prove that
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Check and mate.
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Post by cyan » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:42 pm

that’s actually a different profile i made this year because i forgot my password. i can, however, exist in multiple places at once
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Apr 29, 2018 6:32 pm

that's magical
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Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:02 am

i wish i was the most magical and awesome person ever and could extract revenge against those who piss me off

mmm gucci fantasyes
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Re: Hold your breath...

Post by keja » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:29 am

You'd have to kill me first.
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Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:59 pm

no i wouldn't, that's not part of situation at all rando
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue May 01, 2018 6:35 pm

Maybe that's how you unlock the magic. Please don't, though. That's too high of a price.
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Post by Froggychum » Wed May 02, 2018 7:39 pm

not even close to the size of a price i'd pay, but i don't believe it, and am too unmotivated and powerless anyway, so no worries

besides magic would allow me to reverse the price
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri May 04, 2018 9:28 pm

Depends on how magic really works.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri May 04, 2018 10:37 pm

okay let me clarify: my greatest wish (and the one i have been conversing about) is this "for whatever i want to happen"

i just simplified it to magic to make it sound less lame... but even if it sounds lame so be it! it is the most effficient way to have perfection!

then again this is all me dreaming lol
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon May 07, 2018 6:49 pm

A dream is a wish your heart makes.
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Post by Froggychum » Mon May 07, 2018 7:01 pm

greentexts are funny

but 4chan is scary
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Re: Hold your breath...

Post by keja » Mon May 07, 2018 9:18 pm

You aren't old enough anyway
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