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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:18 am

gh0st wrote:
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what if this was all a bad dream *inception*
counterpoint: what if this was all a *good* dream?
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Froggychum » Fri Jun 02, 2023 1:33 pm

i am a horseshoe centrist, bad = good. ty im very smart and enlightened
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by gh0st » Sat Jun 03, 2023 1:30 am

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 03, 2023 5:06 am

why always pride month and never months for the other six of the seven sins?

such a missed opportunity...
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by gh0st » Tue Jun 06, 2023 8:12 am

Here is practical explanation about next life,

Curtains open; a man walks on stage. He asks: how many holes are in your swiss? can you count?
he walks off

In come the ballerinas, one by one. They are dressed like Chuck E. Cheese.
The ballet begins (cue music)


The operetta ends. You find yourself a bite of food after the show. It's cheese. You're a rat now.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Jun 06, 2023 8:25 am

sounds like a posh rat that goes to the opera, must be nice
I don't like opera but I bet if I was a rat, I'd love it.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Froggychum » Wed Jun 07, 2023 7:42 am

power scaling of rats:

lvl 1 common rat

lvl 5 new york pizza rat

lvl 10 genetic modify super lab rat

lvl 50 enigmatic mysterious chimeric rat king

lvl 100 hyper intelligent secret hidden rat emperor of the new york sewers

lvl 500 rat-god the all consuming cosmic god

lvl 1000 omnirat the original paragon of all things which crawl and scuttle

lvl 5000 that which gnaws at the ends of existence
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 07, 2023 9:53 am

is a rat even a true rat unless it gnaws at the ends of existence?
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Evai » Wed Jun 07, 2023 11:31 am

Can I get a practical explanation of rat life?
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:01 pm

Evai wrote:
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Can I get a practical explanation of rat life?
it's right here:
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Curtains open; a man walks on stage. He asks: how many holes are in your swiss? can you count?
he walks off

In come the ballerinas, one by one. They are dressed like Chuck E. Cheese.
The ballet begins (cue music)


The operetta ends. You find yourself a bite of food after the show. It's cheese. You're a rat now.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Evai » Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:17 pm

Can you shorten it down to one paragraph? Thanks :smile:
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:30 pm

one paragraph wrote:Curtains open; a man walks on stage. He asks: how many holes are in your swiss? can you count? He walks off. In come the ballerinas, one by one. They are dressed like Chuck E. Cheese. The ballet begins (cue music). The operetta ends. You find yourself a bite of food after the show. It's cheese. You're a rat now.
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Post by Evai » Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:49 pm

I meant something more like this:
Stage, man questions Swiss holes, Chuck E. Cheese ballerinas perform, rat eats cheese.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:59 pm

Well yeah, but I didn't do that :)
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Evai » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:49 pm

Oh.

Hmm.

Well, I'm off to get milk...
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Froggychum » Wed Jun 07, 2023 5:10 pm

in soviet russia

milk gets you
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Evai » Wed Jun 07, 2023 7:56 pm

Froggychum wrote:
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in soviet russia

milk gets you
Didn't she do that song that goes "I'm gonna swiiiiing from the chande-liiiieeeer"
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jun 14, 2023 2:29 pm

Hey you know what?
Cause I don't.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 17, 2023 2:26 am

nobody knows anything except me

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Jun 17, 2023 11:49 am

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use it wisely, or put it in the bank
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