1. During your lunch break, sit in your car and point a hair dryer at cars. See is they slow down.
2. Spend all your money on transformers toys. Play with them in the middle of the night. If anyone asks, tell them, "they're more than meets the eye."
3. Before you go to bed, pee in a cup. While your roommate is asleep, replace the cup with a cup of apple juice. Take a sip of it every night before you go to bed.
4. When you enter a room and your roommate is there, say, "Oh, it's you." and walk out.
5. When your roommate enters the room yell, "Yay! You're back!" and dance around for 5 or so minutes. After that, keep checking your watch and keep saying, "Don't you have somewhere to be?"
Feel free to add your own.
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Re: Ways to annoy people
heh. what about blabbing on about nothing?
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Lol, yeh you're good at that....
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Re: Ways to annoy people
BenBen wrote:2. Spend all your money on transformers toys. Play with them in the middle of the night. If anyone asks, tell them, "they're more than meets the eye."
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my brother is very good at annoying people, but writing all the things he does would take too long.
i thought of more:
6. Whenever someone says something, ask why.
7. Whenever someone says something say "prove it"
8. Live in a tent. Get your roommate to bring you food and water. Tell them, "it's a jungle out there"
9. Buy a bunch of turtles. Paint numbers on their shells. Race them down the hallway.
i thought of more:
6. Whenever someone says something, ask why.
7. Whenever someone says something say "prove it"
8. Live in a tent. Get your roommate to bring you food and water. Tell them, "it's a jungle out there"
9. Buy a bunch of turtles. Paint numbers on their shells. Race them down the hallway.
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10. Post spam.
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What if I want too!?!?!?!?
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>:O BLARGL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Go jump into toaster infested water...
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Oh! On your last day of school, get 4 live pigs and a dead one. Number the live ones 1, 2, 3 and 5. Number the dead one 4 and sick it in someone's locker. Let loose the pigs through the school. As this prank is so old, they'll assume there is no number 4 and stop searching.
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Re: Ways to annoy people
Tell someone their games console is inferior to another, even if you don't have either.
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When eating with someone, read aloud the ingredients of any food/drink container present. When walking around with someone, read aloud every sign or textual information you ever see around you.
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I like to do that. Am I annoying?atomtengeralattjaro wrote:When eating with someone, read aloud the ingredients of any food/drink container present. When walking around with someone, read aloud every sign or textual information you ever see around you.
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(No matter how annoying you might be, keja, I will always love you <3)
another way to annoy people
another way to annoy people
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Yes. Yes you are.keja wrote:I like to do that. Am I annoying?atomtengeralattjaro wrote:When eating with someone, read aloud the ingredients of any food/drink container present. When walking around with someone, read aloud every sign or textual information you ever see around you.
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