Since everyone has gone and added santa hats to their avatars and such, I thought it would be good to start a thread in which we share holiday stories and well-wishes with each other. I'll start:
Merry Christmas everyone!
The Obligatory Happy Holidays Thread
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My uncle accidentally gave my cousin a box of condoms rather than his gift last year. That was amusing.
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I will say that the Christmas holiday has allowed almost all ASDFers time to visit the board and post today and I am thankful for that.
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I adopted a son today! his name was Trent. then I had to disown him.
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that reminds me of when i got married for an afternoon when i was like 6.asdfkumquat wrote:I adopted a son today! his name was Trent. then I had to disown him.
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Was she an aircraft carrier?
Well, I suppose if you were only six she might have been a dinghy.
Well, I suppose if you were only six she might have been a dinghy.
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i dont really remember, but i think she was an aircraft carrier dinghy.
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Which would make sense since I assume when you're a submarine that's who you want to marry, right?
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i don't think you would want to be held responsible for what you did when you were 6 now, would you?
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Depends on the crime.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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