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Since everyone has gone and added santa hats to their avatars and such, I thought it would be good to start a thread in which we share holiday stories and well-wishes with each other. I'll start:

Merry Christmas everyone!

lol @ thread

btw, happy weather you celebrate

My uncle accidentally gave my cousin a box of condoms rather than his gift last year. That was amusing.

happy dayaftertomorrow!

horray!

I will say that the Christmas holiday has allowed almost all ASDFers time to visit the board and post today and I am thankful for that.

I got a friend to come here today

I adopted a son today! his name was Trent. then I had to disown him.

Wow, busy day for you asdfkumquat.

asdfkumquat wrote:I adopted a son today! his name was Trent. then I had to disown him.

that reminds me of when i got married for an afternoon when i was like 6.

so there have been a Ms. Atom?

Was she an aircraft carrier?

Well, I suppose if you were only six she might have been a dinghy.

i dont really remember, but i think she was an aircraft carrier dinghy.

Which would make sense since I assume when you're a submarine that's who you want to marry, right?

i don't think you would want to be held responsible for what you did when you were 6 now, would you?

Depends on the crime.

I put a stick in a mailbox.

Mail fraud! To federal prison with you.

Mailing Freud? To mental institution with you.

and how does that make you feel?