there are no rules where i come from

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:22 pm

well the fact we all know is: giving your life to rules sucx!

so i am going to break every rule in the rule topic.... maybe i will just make fun of the rules in a most hillarious way...

but anyway there is no way anyone or anything could stop me from doing this. you cant ban accounts faster than i create them.
which brings us to the nice conclusion:
mods and admins are powerless anyway...
well i dislike the idea of rules where there should be chaos and some dudes beeing mods with more rights where everybody should be equal...
isnt everybody equal before asdf??

anyway, i accept you as part of the machine you make out of the chaos, and you give me reason to fight you like i do right now. not fighting... but poking.. with a little stick (knowing that in this second you are denying every influence on you)

you need to know that i love you all, as i love every human und beeing.
if you are offended, you are only offending yourself!
i mean only peace, love, chaos and asdf!

but... i still have to break those rules...

first.. if i wanted to i could write mean things all over the forum... i could write a script or hire people... you could ban as much as you want, you could even ban ips... in the end i could ruin everything for everyone...
the old story repeats... the crows always has the power, not the gov..
so the rulemakers are powerless, for their rules are nothing but fake.... smoke in thin air
note the conjunctive!

1. Bots will be removed.
2. Please don't post URL's or images linking to pornographic contents.
3. Never write excessive swearing.
4. If you don't like the forum, you don't need to say that we suck. (We have idiots posting topics calling us suckers: artanis, Tom, I_h8_asdf, ...)
5. Do not edit one of these rules!
6. Only post one topic at the time!

well... i think todaaaaay... well nr4 is cool, but im goona save that for later..

yeah, nr3 sounds good...

ok

atom, you verfickte darmbüttelscheissencremewichsender molchäugiger fettschwabbel von einem hirnlosen schwall sinnloser materie!!!

atom, you are smart enough to understand that i dont mean it, i just have to break the rules...

and i totally mean it!!!

btw, im looking forward to breaking nr4, because i will probably be named in that rule then! that would be awesome!!
only the smart ones would understand it, and not beeing thralled away in disgust from the unknown....

wooh.... ok im reaaally stoned now....

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:30 pm

you didnt listen.
i just broke rule nr.3
i take my time for this! one rule at once, you stinking fart that came out of an even more stinking male prostitute.. SUCK YOUR SHIT!!!

i could make rule-break-weeks

this week i will swear excessively..

hobobuster · Post by **hobobuster** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:43 pm

lol wow, rule breaking week? maybe that shud have a forum of its own?

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:05 pm

i think this thread will suit just fine...

ok, next week i will be unavaible, but maybe after that i will annouce the break-the-stupid-rules weeks...

Fallen~angel~plushie · Post by **Fallen~angel~plushie** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:00 pm

OOO kay, mincer is on drugs....

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:10 am

and drugs are bad for you!

NOW GO AND WATCH TV!
everything they say is true.
i am not sarcastic.
no no.

Fallen~angel~plushie · Post by **Fallen~angel~plushie** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:06 am

Mincer...-pats him on shoulder-

I don't know if anyone has told you this, but, I'm going to.

You need to find better drugs..

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:40 am

no one has told me!! why??!

and what do you think you know about my drugs?

Post by **CX gamer** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:40 pm

I've already preached 'bout this...
Mincer, to set things straight:

You can't create accounts faster than the admin can ban, he has just to click all selected accounts and click on "BAN" and click "YES". You have to create a new E-mail-adress, create another acount on this forum, open your E-mail, click the link and you're done.
Then, you can't break rule #5 because you can't edit it from your own.
If breaking rule #4 encourages your to break it, I'll make sure your name woun't come into the list, so you don't have to break it...

If some rule disturbs you, TELL ME! I'll persuade you... But unless you're up to swear over 50 swears a post, spam the intire first page, or post porn. These rules should be no problem...

W/E · Post by **W/E** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:08 pm

I've always said that we should raise against the system, so I support mincer, and don't blame him and if he think he need to prove something by braking the rules, I will not be offended

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:12 pm

haha.

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:48 pm

i actually wonder about the grade of sarcasm in your post, cx, because i dont sense much... but.. that... would mean... AAAAAAAAAHHHH you like sat there and seriously thought about you could write.... dude

XD

oh, and after you obviously dont understand my point, which i dont have, i made this little picture to explain to you what i mean in a different way:

btw, the rb-weeks are still on! only 8 more days!

Fallen~angel~plushie · Post by **Fallen~angel~plushie** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:06 pm

Mincer where do you get your drugs?!!

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:15 pm

mother nature

Fallen~angel~plushie · Post by **Fallen~angel~plushie** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:26 am

No, she gives me drugs not you!

W/E · Post by **W/E** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:27 am

She gives drugs to all of us

Coz she's cool like that

Post by **CX gamer** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:30 am

About 5% of my school smokes weed, 2% sells weed, it's quite expensive tough...

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

..about 100% of me is addicted to music that has psychedelic effects and.

Post by **CX gamer** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:58 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:..about 100% of me is addicted to music that has psychedelic effects and.

Me 'bout 80%, but I like it too... The music I mean...

asdf_mincer · Post by **asdf_mincer** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:01 pm

CX gamer wrote:About 5% of my school smokes weed, 2% sells weed, it's quite expensive tough...

hahahahahahahahahaha.... thats what you think XD

but as it stil is possible, what kind of school are you visiting?