Why I hate the beach

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Why I hate the beach

Post by Ml08180 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:33 pm

I got horrifically burned. It hurts to walk/move/stand/breath. Also, the McDonald's internet is nice and all, BUT IT'S REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by FeedSpider » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:21 pm

AUGH BEACH
WAI YOU TAKE MY SKIN
MY VERY PALE SKIN SINCE I STAY INSIDE ALL DAY
WAI YOU TAKE DIS SKIN
AND CRISPY FRY IT??
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:38 pm

A visit to the beach left you in burns
since you forgot your lotion.
Drove to McD's to hop online,
freezing A/C near the ocean.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by FeedSpider » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:39 pm

I am going to sing this now. u__u
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:57 am

SAND
SAND EVERYWHERE
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by keja » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:29 am

then in the third movie she's not enough like sand so he chokes her.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:01 am

jedis are afraid of sand? :shock:
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Flying Sheep » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:53 am

Only him, because it gets caught in his metal hand, and it would probably be really annoying.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by FeedSpider » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:40 am

XD Ahaha. This ^
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by asdfer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:45 am

White sand tastes good.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:10 am

I was just watching an episode of Naruto containing Gaara, and I thought of this thread.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by asdfer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:25 pm

Good Job. You used that thing inside your head that they call a brain.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:21 pm

asdfer wrote:White sand tastes good.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by asdfer » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:03 pm

Good Job. You used something on your hands called fingers.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Xequos » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:52 pm

Naruto sucks, sand is OP.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by asdfer » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:24 pm

What's that supposed to mean?
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:43 pm

overpowered?
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Flying Sheep » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:31 am

xequos frequents 4chan too much. just sayin'.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:22 am

Flying Sheep wrote:xequos frequents 4chan too much. just sayin'.
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Re: Why I hate the beach

Post by asdfer » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:07 pm

ha ha :lol:
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