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Whaddya think?
I got these from Yahoo answers
if religion offfends you, leave.
A B says:
Christianity is a false religion, taken from pagan religious practices from the middle east.
God, like the boogey man, the devil and jesus, is just a story to scare the ignorant and gullible masses into obedience.
Reallylongusernameguy says:
God's not real.
There is no heaven.
There is no hell.
Everything around us was created by science.
No one made us but science.
If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.
Everyone just needs something to believe in.
Woah, I sound like I'm preaching or something. Gross.
Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
Do what you want.
Jonathon says:
Your a comedian kid.
The words "truly mean it" equate to sincerity not acceptance of forgiveness So repenting on Sundays (or any other day) does not mean anything if there is no sincerity if it's accepted at all.
Fixing an outcome also equates to insincerity. So if you plan on being a drugs dealer (average life expectancy is 30-40 for drug dealers before their shot by rivals or thrown inside by the law) then repenting will make no difference as the wrong you do will multiply in the families and lives you destroy with selling narcotics.
Your also assuming Christianity is right in the first place - which it isn't. But your right about being a loser, no one will insult your intelligence by suggesting you actually believe what you've written.
if religion offfends you, leave.
A B says:
Christianity is a false religion, taken from pagan religious practices from the middle east.
God, like the boogey man, the devil and jesus, is just a story to scare the ignorant and gullible masses into obedience.
Reallylongusernameguy says:
God's not real.
There is no heaven.
There is no hell.
Everything around us was created by science.
No one made us but science.
If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.
Everyone just needs something to believe in.
Woah, I sound like I'm preaching or something. Gross.
Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
Do what you want.
Jonathon says:
Your a comedian kid.
The words "truly mean it" equate to sincerity not acceptance of forgiveness So repenting on Sundays (or any other day) does not mean anything if there is no sincerity if it's accepted at all.
Fixing an outcome also equates to insincerity. So if you plan on being a drugs dealer (average life expectancy is 30-40 for drug dealers before their shot by rivals or thrown inside by the law) then repenting will make no difference as the wrong you do will multiply in the families and lives you destroy with selling narcotics.
Your also assuming Christianity is right in the first place - which it isn't. But your right about being a loser, no one will insult your intelligence by suggesting you actually believe what you've written.
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Re: Whaddya think?
First of all, if religion offended me, I would love those answers, because they come down hard on religion (Christianity, at least) left and right.AmazinglyASDF wrote:if religion offfends you, leave.
However, religion does not offend me. Listening to other people's opinions hurts at times if their opinions go against my beliefs, but unless they're out and out telling me that I'm stupid for believing what I do, I can't logically take offense to it.
Now, copying and pasting answers from Yahoo answers (which is likely not the most credible source of information), without giving any context or reason, that does little more than confuse me.
Second of all, you don't really have much sway, having only one post and all, to tell anyone to leave.
Third of all, welcome to ASDF Forums.
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Re: Whaddya think?
AmazinglyASDF wrote:Reallylongusernameguy says:
God's not real.
There is no heaven.
There is no hell.
Everything around us was created by science.
No one made us but science.
If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.
Everyone just needs something to believe in.
Woah, I sound like I'm preaching or something. Gross.
Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
Do what you want.
They pretty much denied and falsified Christianity and implied that you were stupid in every possible way here.AmazinglyASDF wrote:Your also assuming Christianity is right in the first place - which it isn't. But your right about being a loser, no one will insult your intelligence by suggesting you actually believe what you've written.
But I will say that that is only three responses from the most likely lot more who probably answered. You just looked at the ones you wanted to believe.
And why would we be martyred for something that we knew was false? And I am also assuming you are a scientologist. Can you explain how the world was made for me?
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Re: Whaddya think?
Now the big question: Will this person ever come back to respond?
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We were too deep for him. He probably wasn't going to post anything else anyway. *knuckle bump*
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Re: Whaddya think?
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Xequos, it wasn't funny the first time.
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We were being all religious and then you come in and spoil the mood. Where are going to get a fresh mood now?
ThingerDudes wrote:tomato is a fruit and a vegetable
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Welcome dear cantaloupe, there's fresh cheese in the refrigerator, but don't tell Thinger because he'll eat it.
I'm not religious, and honestly I'm so brain-dead because of online geometery, I can't really tell if you are
It doesn't matter, it's just the internet. When in doubt, just potato.
EDIT: I realized that it is when IN doubt, not when IT doubt.
I'm not religious, and honestly I'm so brain-dead because of online geometery, I can't really tell if you are
It doesn't matter, it's just the internet. When in doubt, just potato.
EDIT: I realized that it is when IN doubt, not when IT doubt.
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Amen!
Ml08180 wrote:When it doubt, just potato.
ThingerDudes wrote:tomato is a fruit and a vegetable
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
ThingerDudes is my role modelThingerDudes wrote:use a poster for posting and put some unposted posts in the poster and make sure you choose the right setting for perfectly posted post every time.
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You're so not ASDF, more like, umm... NOT ASDF! Ha!
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Re: Whaddya think?
Potato Potahto
ThingerDudes wrote:tomato is a fruit and a vegetable
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
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Re: Whaddya think?
qft w/o the typoasdfer wrote:Amen!Ml08180 wrote:When it doubt, just potato.
also, welcome, AmazinglyASDF!
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Re: Whaddya think?
AmazinglyASDF wrote:
- Everything around us was created by science.
- No one made us but science.
- If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
- And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.- Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
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hmmmmm...
ThingerDudes wrote:tomato is a fruit and a vegetable
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
ThingerDudes is my role modelThingerDudes wrote:use a poster for posting and put some unposted posts in the poster and make sure you choose the right setting for perfectly posted post every time.
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Re: Whaddya think?
I'm in the mood of debating
Science it's a tool of men to model and understand how the things arround us works, from "2 * -2 = -4" to "E=mc^2", science aint' an entity, if that was the case, well science would be God and your atheist chit chat would be a logical incongruence.AmazinglyASDF wrote:
- Everything around us was created by science.
- No one made us but science.
The definition of God it's that he is the exception to that rule, he is the point that if you follow the chain of who created who is where the chain starts, a dogm that serves as axiom in religious doctrins. Sorry if your mind can't handle such definition, and if you just can't handle it, well just don't care 'bout religious doctrins and period.AmazinglyASDF wrote:
- If there was a god, who created him? Is there a god for that god, then another for that one?
- And if there is a god, how could he just have been there this WHOLE entire time with no starting point in his time being here?
Impossible.
According to Catholic Doctrine *which is the one I know* when you sin you are offending God, so in the same way I can forgive you when you offend me whatever I want or not, he can forgive your sins (offends to him) whatever He wants or not, what's the problem on that?AmazinglyASDF wrote:
- Anyway, no one is going to magically forgive you for everything you've done.
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oh snap
ThingerDudes wrote:tomato is a fruit and a vegetable
ThingerDudes wrote:murders are groups of crows.
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