Yay complaining

[Flying Sheep]

I am here to post an official complaint to any and all loyal ASDFers. I have heard subtle rumours that i didn't just make up that there is a jkl;er working as a double agent amongst us. I would like this problem rectified immediately. ASDFers, the time has come. We must take arms against JKL; once and for all!

(P.S. someone lend me an arm please, i have no arms because i'm a sheep)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Welcome back!
Since I'm a submarine, I'm pretty much unarmed, except for the several nuclear missiles and torpedos onboard, but those don't count, since they have no arms either. There are computers onboard, but none of them has ARMs either.

[ThingerDudes]

It's cool bro don't worry about it. I have devised a plan to do something about this involving corporate takeovers, corrupt politicians, aliens, and purple corn. However, as to keep the audience(that's you!) interested, I can't fully explain the plan, but only give vague hints. For the sake of plot, there will also be a minor nuisance that will distract me from the bigger picture. However, as part of a complicated plot to improve my public image, I will overcome said minor nuisance with much greater difficulty than required. Moreover, although my plan is unnecessarily complicated and will likely result in losses of some allied parties, said losses will result in a greater emotional response of the onlookers. Overcoming such losses, I will finally achieve my goal. Although one would expect someone who has experienced such great turmoil to suffer some form of PTSD, there will be no such thing and good times will be had by all.

~fin.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

that's beautiful i'm buying the sequel! (assuming it will consist of a similar plot in a slightly different setting, but with similar characters, so that the audience will not get confused and will be guaranteed the exact same amount of dramatic satisfaction as in the original.)

[assdef]

It's cool bro don't worry about it. I have devised a plan to do something about this involving corporate takeovers, corrupt politicians, aliens, and purple corn. However, as to keep the audience(that's you!) interested, I can't fully explain the plan, but only give vague hints. For the sake of plot, there will also be a minor nuisance that will distract me from the bigger picture. However, as part of a complicated plot to improve my public image, I will overcome said minor nuisance with much greater difficulty than required. Moreover, although my plan is unnecessarily complicated and will likely result in losses of some allied parties, said losses will result in a greater emotional response of the onlookers. Overcoming such losses, I will finally achieve my goal. Although one would expect someone who has experienced such great turmoil to suffer some form of PTSD, there will be no such thing and good times will be had by all.

~fin.

Mitt Romney?

[Anonymously Famous]

Welcome back.

Sounds like you have a blockbuster hit there, Thinger.

[Flying Sheep]

The Thingersaga, part one; Rise of the Thinger.

[Shai'tan]

It's cool bro don't worry about it. I have devised a plan to do something about this involving corporate takeovers, corrupt politicians, aliens, and purple corn. However, as to keep the audience(that's you!) interested, I can't fully explain the plan, but only give vague hints. For the sake of plot, there will also be a minor nuisance that will distract me from the bigger picture. However, as part of a complicated plot to improve my public image, I will overcome said minor nuisance with much greater difficulty than required. Moreover, although my plan is unnecessarily complicated and will likely result in losses of some allied parties, said losses will result in a greater emotional response of the onlookers. Overcoming such losses, I will finally achieve my goal. Although one would expect someone who has experienced such great turmoil to suffer some form of PTSD, there will be no such thing and good times will be had by all.

~fin.

It's so beautiful...

[klinscy]

I, personally, don't know what to think...

[Anonymously Famous]

Thinking whatever everyone else wants you to think is easiest, but it's not always best.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I'll make a poll..

http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18963

[Greyson]

Welcome back!
Since I'm a submarine, I'm pretty much unarmed, except for the several nuclear missiles and torpedoes on board, but those don't count, since they have no arms either. There are computers onboard, but none of them has ARMs either.

Nice pun
It's quite interesting that Mitt Romney made it to the forums here...
Oh a "Traitor" is among us?
Maybe he is a rogue agent... abandoned by jkl; trying to get some intel about jkl; here to take his revenge on it over there.

[Anonymously Famous]

That makes sense, I suppose.

[assdef]

Maybe he is a rogue agent... abandoned by jkl; trying to get some intel about jkl; here to take his revenge on it over there.

That, and cut taxes for the rich.

[Evai]

I'll make a poll..

http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18963

Plagiarism..

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I'll make a poll..

http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18963

Plagiarism..

aka "homage".

[Anonymously Famous]

Homage is better than plagiarism.

[assdef]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
--Some old dead dude

[Anonymously Famous]

I've heard of that.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I said that.
(At some point, well after that old dead dude said it.)