I am jealous of the life my dog leads

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I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by assdef » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:58 pm

Here is an average day in the life of my dog - and oh how jealous I am of her:
  • Wake up and lick me until I agree to take her on a walk
  • Walk: smell other dogs, chase pigeons, pee, poop
  • Go home and eat
  • Sleep
  • Get bored, and bug me to pet her
  • Get pet
  • Chew on a toy
  • Sleep
  • Wake up and lick me until I agree to take her on a walk
  • Walk: smell other dogs, chase pigeons, pee, poop
  • Go home and eat
  • Sleep
Man, what a life that would be!
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:54 pm

I think you should start by waking up and licking yourself, and see how that goes from there.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:09 pm

I'm jealous of cats. They have subjects that feed them. They maintain their independence. They can jump several times their height. They hunt and kill for fun. (Not that I would, but it must be fun for cats.)
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Greyson » Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:24 pm

Aaaaaand they don't have to go to work to get something to eat
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:18 pm

Exactly.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:54 pm

cats ftw (except the old and fat ones)
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by assdef » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:03 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:cats ftw (except the old and fat ones)
INCORRECT. DOGS > CATS
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:23 pm

Dogs ≠ Cats

The best, though? Chinchillas.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:16 am

I like turtles.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by assdef » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:30 am

I like trains.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:17 pm

but assdef.. you are a train!
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:06 pm

And you're a submarine. What of it?
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by assdef » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:00 pm

Says the dancing carr--wait, never mind.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:30 pm

That made me laugh. Thank you.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

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I'm an ML08180 :D
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by assdef » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:43 am

Which is a piece of digital birthday cake?
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:19 am

I prefer analogue.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by klinscy » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:56 pm

WTF happened to the dancing carrot anyway. It was AWESOME. And now it is gone. :( what a tragedy.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:14 am

It was replaced.
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Re: I am jealous of the life my dog leads

Post by klinscy » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:15 am

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