Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.
Amazing news!
Amazing news!
Today I became a dad to the most amazing little girl!
Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.
Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.
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well, gratz on that little girl, teach her the ways of ASDF and gift her a little pony when she's a little older
hope the best for your family and I don't know what else to say
hope the best for your family and I don't know what else to say
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Congratulations!!! Fantastic that your mate pushed a human through her birth canal!
What did you name the adorable bundle of joy? Assdefina? I think Assdefina is a wonderful name for a girl.
Crazy that we have another dad posting on ASDF. Soooo many responsible people around here. Maybe I should get my shit together.
What did you name the adorable bundle of joy? Assdefina? I think Assdefina is a wonderful name for a girl.
Crazy that we have another dad posting on ASDF. Soooo many responsible people around here. Maybe I should get my shit together.
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ConASDFtulations!
Now go forth on the path of good parenting, with careful but firm steps. But first: diapers!
Now go forth on the path of good parenting, with careful but firm steps. But first: diapers!
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So asian. So very, very asian.ThingerDudes wrote:No man teach her calculus before she falls behind in school.
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I laughed so hard at thatassdef wrote:So asian. So very, very asian.ThingerDudes wrote:No man teach her calculus before she falls behind in school.
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she should watch My Little Pony, as there is no social implication if she does, it's awesome
just keep an eye on here if she surfs the web looking for ponies, you don't want her doin' that
just keep an eye on here if she surfs the web looking for ponies, you don't want her doin' that
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Thank you everyone!
Quote of the Ages:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
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tell her i said whats upShai'tan wrote:Today I became a dad to the most amazing little girl!
Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.
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Congrats.
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Congratulations! According to the movies you're in for some sleepless nights!
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Thank you! She actually doesn't cry a lot, but I'm still up at night though
Quote of the Ages:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
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You know whats up...?Tom wrote:
tell her i said whats up
Congratulations and good job there!Shai'tan wrote:Today I became a dad to the most amazing little girl!
Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.
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haha yeah, that occured to me too, but then i realized the "good job" part must've been about the 25000 posts.
Now let us begin the evaluation of how many posts is a baby worth... or not, maybe.
Now let us begin the evaluation of how many posts is a baby worth... or not, maybe.
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dude, just stop, please stop... you are killing me!ThingerDudes wrote:Depends whether or not the baby can solve differential equations yet.