Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

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Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Ml08180 » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:16 pm

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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:48 pm

Putting it on instagram right now
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:47 pm

I'm putting it on my graham crackers right now
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:00 pm

I'm putting an it on some crackheads right now.
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by MTG09 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:33 pm

I'm putting it on the warheads right now.
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:55 pm

I'm putting food into the oven.
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Evai » Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:51 pm

Use my oven, it's hotter
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:46 pm

Is it hot enough for an 85 year old man?
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Evai » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:42 am

No, try the sun
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:24 am

Probably have to put him on the sun :roll: or you could put him on the border to keep the Mexicans out
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:02 am

But will it stop them from digging a three mile underground pipe into the Nevada desert?
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:52 pm

Old people can stop anything.
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by MTG09 » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:45 pm

Nobody can stop death
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:29 pm

Except Jesus, Burt Reynolds, Nicolas Cage, and Dr.McCoy.
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Ml08180 » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:23 am

I'm not so sure about that jesus fellow, seems like a ripe communist
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:54 am

He does have a Mexican name
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Ml08180 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:38 pm

The plot thickens.
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:52 pm

But he is Canadian
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by MTG09 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:18 pm

The maple syrup thickens
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Re: Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer

Post by Uly » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:20 pm

And he is insane
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