PSA

[vraiment]

I'm not dead nor I have forget (again) about you, but you guys know, life, responsibilities and stuff

[keja]

Good to hear.

[vraiment]

I don't want to be an adult anymore, in first place, I never wanted to be one

[Shai'tan]

I didn't choose the adult life, it chose me.

[vraiment]

I didn't choose the adult life, it chose me.

I will take this case to court!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I refuse to grow up

[vraiment]

I refuse to grow up

But what if you need what you get from growing up?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Ah, you're right, I always forget! Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

[Froggychum]

sorry for your hardship vrai


life is ABSOLUTE TRASH AND KILL IT a wonderful experience!

wait, who let Ivo edit my quotes with positive messages?

reee

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I refuse to grow up

But what if you need what you get from growing up?

I just found a good quote that's relevant here:
“The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.”

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[vraiment]

I refuse to grow up

But what if you need what you get from growing up?

I just found a good quote that's relevant here:
“The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.”

That's a lie, I miss the age where there was no money management involved

[Greyson]

I refuse to grow up

But what if you need what you get from growing up?

I just found a good quote that's relevant here:
“The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.”

That's a lie, I miss the age where there was no money management involved

Ah the golden years.
Fond, fond memories.

I think growing up means you notice how expensive some basic things are.

[Froggychum]

Froggychum, should I post links to the sources of all quotations in my signature?

nah its cool

[vraiment]

paperwork has me sucked on, sorry haven't forget you, also this is kewl ->

[atomtengeralattjaro]

paperwork should be performed by paper people, like little origami dudes

[assdef]

If you want to requisition paper people to help with your paperwork, I'm going to need you to fill out form 501B in triplicate, have all copies notarized, then obtain a 777-D authorization from the "Requisition Requests - Other, Non-Animal" department on the fifth floor, and submit both of those to the Procurement team on the third floor; they are open Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, from 9:30am to 1pm, and 3pm to 4pm, but closed on the first Monday and the second Wednesday of each month, and those weeks are open Tuesdays from 10am to noon, but only for the purposes of submitting new requisition requests. After the Procurement team receives and reviews your paperwork (they are currently reviewing requests submitted as of 8 June 2018), they will provide you with a Notice of Workplace Inspection form 27M, which you can then use to schedule with the Department of Assessment, Inspection, and Observation to schedule a Type 403B office space inspection and certification appointment, so that we can ensure the area where your paper people will be working meets the regulations listed in Section 914.3(g) of the Code of Occupational Standards and Workplace Security and Safety Measures (or COSWSSM). Assuming you pass inspection, the Procurement team will contact Vendor Negotiations group to open a new 100-16 Supplier Request for Proposals item and begin the sourcing process. If you already know which Supplier you want to use, and your paperwork is filled out correctly and completely, I'm confident we'll be able to get your paper people hired and in place by mid-2019.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I'm confused because there wasn't enough irrelevant information in that. This is too straightforward! I mean the process sure is complicated, I'm sure it needs to be that way for reasons, but the description you gave is too good. This makes me think that it might actually be fake. In a real world scenario, I'd have to look all of that information up in five different manuals and two FAQs and a phone call with a robot that leads me to a phone call with a human that tells me to call another human that turns out to be a robot that sends me to a phone call with a human that apparently doesn't understand my request because it's their first day on the job and it's the wrong department anyway.

Anyway, I'll just send my origami people to do all of that

[Shai'tan]

TLDR

[Froggychum]

i know im gunna be a good adult because my ocd makes me get off on filling in paperwork