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Hey all.

Post by AnythingAndNothing » Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:17 am

I found asdf.com while searching for another site and I wanted to ask, what's asdf.com about? The about pages didn't help me. :?
:D slurp!

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:06 am

Hi there.
It's about anything and nothing :)
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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:51 am

Welcome to the ASDForums™!
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.

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Post by vraiment » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:42 pm

welcome, can we a some bunnies?
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Re: Hey all.

Post by assdog » Fri May 08, 2020 2:02 am

bunnies!!! i chase them. they are tasty. i think.

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Re: Hey all.

Post by vraiment » Fri May 08, 2020 10:16 pm

vraiment wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:42 pm
welcome, can we a some bunnies?
I don't remember what I wanted to say here
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat May 09, 2020 9:18 pm

I think you accidentally a verb.
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Post by vraiment » Tue May 12, 2020 7:42 am

Can I have that verb back? Thanks
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed May 13, 2020 12:21 pm

In this economy?
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Post by vraiment » Wed May 13, 2020 11:48 pm

BECAUSE this economy!!!!!!!
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu May 14, 2020 2:51 am

handouts are socialism
go bankrupt to defeat the communists
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Post by vraiment » Thu May 14, 2020 8:43 pm

I blame those damn communists
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Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:00 pm

No, we blame those damn communists
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:40 am

TIL there are certain emojis I'm not allowed to use by law (unless for educational purposes).
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Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:26 pm

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Post by vraiment » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:49 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
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TIL there are certain emojis I'm not allowed to use by law (unless for educational purposes).
are you being put in a bucket arbitrarily because using an emoji?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jul 10, 2020 7:31 am

If you're referring to submarine prison, that would need to be MUCH bigger (at least a bathtub).
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Post by Ml08180 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:01 pm

We have *checks notes* a shower and three glasses of water, will that work?
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Post by MagiΔ » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:42 pm

welcome to asdf forums, where i can have the flan revolution.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:57 am

Ml08180 wrote:
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We have *checks notes* a shower and three glasses of water, will that work?
No, that won't do. I think I'll politely refuse this submarine prison thing after all.
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