he was spending. too much time at home. so i ate him.
woof!
assdef is ded
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Ouch. Well, you'll need to poop him out soon so he can take you for a walk! I'm sure he learned his lesson.
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That's a shame, but at least we have assdog here to keep us company.
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*wags tail*
i just realized. i can poop in the house. no more assdef to yell at me.
i am a good girl!
*wags tail*
i just realized. i can poop in the house. no more assdef to yell at me.
i am a good girl!
*wags tail*
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the house now smells. a lot like poop. i need someone to clean it up.
i tried to eat some. but then i vomited. now the house smells like vomitpoop.
i tried to eat some. but then i vomited. now the house smells like vomitpoop.
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i have survived on. all of the food. assdef had in this house. so much food.
i do not know why. i was ever hungry. before.
i do not know why. i was ever hungry. before.
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nothing is complete until the assdog is here to accompany us
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I am to understand that my dog has been pretending that she ate me. This, you should know, is false. While I am impressed her little paws could operate the keyboard to my computer and log in to this Web site without opposable thumbs or without knowing what the InterWeb is, I have admonished her for being an InterWeb troll and she promises not to do that anymore and will instead be a good girl.
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I wouldn't be surprised if my cat started playing on the computer after I go to bed at night. That's why I always shut it off!
Like, have you seen how many videos there are of cats laying on keyboards and doing anything from hitting send on an e-mail, to accidentally accessing the nuclear launch protocols?
Cats are 5th dimensional beings that made a deal with our ancient ancestors. They haven't overtaken us because these pitiful mortal forms are limiting.
Like, have you seen how many videos there are of cats laying on keyboards and doing anything from hitting send on an e-mail, to accidentally accessing the nuclear launch protocols?
Cats are 5th dimensional beings that made a deal with our ancient ancestors. They haven't overtaken us because these pitiful mortal forms are limiting.
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Re: assdef is ded
it was probably a result of a spontaneous entropy decrease in which moment all of the particles in the universe arranged themselves in a way where there was a second s in the name instead of being just one or possible more than 2
also bums are funny tee hee
also bums are funny tee hee
