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he was spending. too much time at home. so i ate him.

woof!

Ouch. Well, you'll need to poop him out soon so he can take you for a walk! I'm sure he learned his lesson.

That's a shame, but at least we have assdog here to keep us company.

*pets assdog*

*wags tail*

i just realized. i can poop in the house. no more assdef to yell at me.

i am a good girl!

*wags tail*

but he could yell at you from inside your belly, wouldn't that be bad?

I always thought the second s in the name was a typo... Now I see...

the house now smells. a lot like poop. i need someone to clean it up.

i tried to eat some. but then i vomited. now the house smells like vomitpoop.

are you ok in there?

i have survived on. all of the food. assdef had in this house. so much food.

i do not know why. i was ever hungry. before.

nothing is complete until the assdog is here to accompany us

I'm afraid of assdog

I am to understand that my dog has been pretending that she ate me. This, you should know, is false. While I am impressed her little paws could operate the keyboard to my computer and log in to this Web site without opposable thumbs or without knowing what the InterWeb is, I have admonished her for being an InterWeb troll and she promises not to do that anymore and will instead be a good girl.

Oh, I thought she pooped you out finally.
In any case, welcome back.

I wouldn't be surprised if my cat started playing on the computer after I go to bed at night. That's why I always shut it off!

Like, have you seen how many videos there are of cats laying on keyboards and doing anything from hitting send on an e-mail, to accidentally accessing the nuclear launch protocols?

Cats are 5th dimensional beings that made a deal with our ancient ancestors. They haven't overtaken us because these pitiful mortal forms are limiting.

so is the second 's' in your name just a typo or is it intentional?

assdef is spelled A-S-S-D-E-F

that doesn't answer my question

It was probably an intentional accident.

it was probably a result of a spontaneous entropy decrease in which moment all of the particles in the universe arranged themselves in a way where there was a second s in the name instead of being just one or possible more than 2

also bums are funny tee hee